Cher TURNIP, As always the weather here is amazing...see you in a few more weeks...wish you were here! xx, Uncle Betty & Uncle Ethel

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HIKER TEEZ

  • Strip Teez

    $55.00

    Jazz up your t-shirt game with some creative, dry witty humour.

    Quite literally STRIP TEEZ.

    Great as a gift idea; who doesn’t love being sent a “STRIP TEEZ”?

    The TURNIP TEEZ Hiker Tee is;

    • constructed with 100% pre-shrunk combed, ring-spun cotton
    • super soft
    • ideal for layering
    • sporting a no-tag design
    • construced with a side seam
    • a gender fluid fit, consult size guide

    Sustainable Shopping

    • 2+ Tees = 10% off t-shirts
    • 4+ Tees = 15% off t-shirts
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  • A Clear Future

    $55.00

    There is a clear future ahead, for the citrozens of The Lemonade Syndicate.

    Living in a safe, secure and sour society.

    The TURNIP TEEZ Hiker Tee is;

    • constructed with 100% pre-shrunk combed, ring-spun cotton
    • super soft
    • ideal for layering
    • sporting a no-tag design
    • construced with a side seam
    • a gender fluid fit, consult size guide

    Sustainable Shopping

    • 2+ Tees = 10% off t-shirts
    • 4+ Tees = 15% off t-shirts

    The Lemonade Syndicate & The Men of the Gill

    Some, have made the mistake of thinking that The Lemonade Syndicate is just a rag-tag, rogue squadron of pilots or pirates, depending on perspective, roaming the darkest crevices of the Star Wars Squadrons galaxy and perhaps a few other dark recesses.

    They have not exactly been wrong. However, a lot of them haven't been seen in a very long time... Read more about The Lemonade Syndicate here.

    The Men of the Gill without question are a rag-tag group of hoodlums. Hoodlums with heart, a thirst for adventure and a knack for falling in holes. Join The Men of the Gill Monday nights for their adventures in Dungeons and Dragons - visit LemSyn.xyz to get more info - be sure to subscribe for Citrozenship and VIP ACCESS!

     

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ORGANIC TEEZ

  • I’M AVAILABLE (wi-fi)

    $50.00

    We have all see signs that have been improved upon with some artistic license. This fine sign is no exception.

    If need be, you can always point out that you do also have Wi-Fi available at home, just to “seal the deal”. (wink)

    WHAT’S YOUR SIGN?

    We all may be a little rusty when we get back out there…so here is some 100% Organic goodness to help you get some 100% Organic lovin’.

    100% CERTIFIED ORGANIC COTTON

    • Only certified 100% ORGANIC cotton used
    • Modern fashionable fit (not big and boxy)
    • Ribbed crew neck, taped neck
    • Twin needle finishing on cuffs and hem
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    NOTE: The TURNIP TEEZ organic cotton t-shirt is designed based on EU sizing. Please choose 1 size up for North American sizing; check size guide for more details.
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  • FRESHLY BAKED

    $50.00

    Always good to announce FRESHLY BAKED goods! Or…is it a warning?

    Some wear a smoking jacket. But not you. You, you are way classier than that. You wear organic cotton.

    WHAT’S YOUR SIGN?

    We all may be a little rusty when we get back out there…so here is some 100% Organic goodness to help you get some 100% Organic lovin’.

    100% CERTIFIED ORGANIC COTTON

    • Only certified 100% ORGANIC cotton used
    • Modern fashionable fit (not big and boxy)
    • Ribbed crew neck, taped neck
    • Twin needle finishing on cuffs and hem
    Size Up

    NOTE: The TURNIP TEEZ organic cotton t-shirt is designed based on EU sizing. Please choose 1 size up for North American sizing; check size guide for more details.
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RANGER TEEZ

URBAN TEEZ

  • It is Fairy Magenta

    $59.00

    Inspired by our favourite washing up liquid, and given the Betty & Ethel touch

    Urban style blended with super cozy comfort as well as;

    • 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
    • light weight pre-shrunk cotton
    • a comfortable carefree regular fit
    • acurved hem to accent your curves and swerves
    • gender fluid fit, consult size guide
    • shipping included

    Sustainable Shopping

    • 2+ Tees = 10% off t-shirt
    • 4+ Tees - 15% off t-shirt
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  • THE ANAL OPTION (OFFERING)

    $59.00

    As always, consent is sexy.  We know that we are definitely going to be rusty when we get back out there looking for such consent.

    We suspect that some of you, may be out of practice as well.

    So here is a t-shirt designed to help you along. Share your message on what you are seeking to offer. While showing off your sense of humour.

    Note: The back of this t-shirt is intentionally left blank.

    Urban style blended with super cozy comfort as well as;

    • 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
    • light weight pre-shrunk cotton
    • a comfortable carefree regular fit
    • acurved hem to accent your curves and swerves
    • gender fluid fit, consult size guide
    • shipping included

    Sustainable Shopping

    • 2+ Tees = 10% off t-shirt
    • 4+ Tees - 15% off t-shirt

     

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Iza Peer by Khaj Phrydae

KHAJ PHRYDAE has a brother!

Surprise! Khaj has a brother, named Iza.

Iza has had mild obsession with eye wear design. That explains the design on the t-shirts, but not the why!

Recently, Iza married their partner, Ohna Peer. Cute couple if we say so ourselves. What was extra special is that Iza had decided to take the Peer family name; Iza Peer.

Searching for a way to celebrate the nuptials, Khaj was inspired by this gesture and now we have a collection of urban styled t-shirts that celebrate; love, eye wear and chesticles!

Enjoy.

Under cover, in plain sight
UNDER COVER IN PLAIN SIGHT
Under Cover in Plain Sight

Have some fun "over stating" the obvious...

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