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Just 4 Fans Pop Print Hiker Tee
$55.00Select optionsJust 4 Fans printed on our 100% super soft cotton Hiker Tee in; Aqua Pool, Satsuma, Cerise and Magenta.
The TURNIP TEEZ Hiker Tee is;
- constructed with 100% pre-shrunk combed, ring-spun cotton
- super soft
- ideal for layering
- sporting a no-tag design
- construced with a side seam
- a gender fluid fit, consult size guide
Sustainable Shopping
- 2+ Tees = 10% off t-shirts
- 4+ Tees = 15% off t-shirts
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Just 4 Fans Pop Print Urban Tee
$59.00Select optionsJust 4 Fans printed on our Urban Tee in; Blue Chalk, Satsuma, Cerise and Magenta.
Urban style blended with super cozy comfort as well as;
- 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- light weight pre-shrunk cotton
- a comfortable carefree regular fit
- acurved hem to accent your curves and swerves
- gender fluid fit, consult size guide
- shipping included
Sustainable Shopping
- 2+ Tees = 10% off t-shirt
- 4+ Tees - 15% off t-shirt
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Pink Flamingo Urban Tee
$59.00Select optionsThe Pink Flamingo Urban Tee by Betty & Ethel.
Ideal on it’s own, for a casual, retro hip look. Great for layering as well.
Wear tucked in or out…whatever floats your boat.
Urban style blended with super cozy comfort as well as;
- 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- light weight pre-shrunk cotton
- a comfortable carefree regular fit
- acurved hem to accent your curves and swerves
- gender fluid fit, consult size guide
- shipping included
Sustainable Shopping
- 2+ Tees = 10% off t-shirt
- 4+ Tees - 15% off t-shirt
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Palms at Sunset – White Sage + Lavender
$37.00Add to cartTake time out of your day to centre and reflect.
Add our new 9oz vegan soy candle; white sage + lavender to your home and routine.
Please practise Safe Wax.
- 100% natural vegan soy wax blend
- 50 to 60 hours burn time
- 100% cotton wick
- sutainable and reusable container
- special handling and shipping included (from USA)
Sustainable Shopping
- Candles 2+ = 10% off candles
- Candles 4+ = 15% off candles
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Palms and Flamingos in Magenta
$28.00Select optionsSoft. Comfortable. Versatile.
And...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
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Palms & Flamingos Chalk Blue Tartan
$28.00Select optionsPalms & Flamingos in Chalk Blue, pool cue chalk that is.
And...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
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Palms & Flamingos Satsuma Tartan
$28.00Select optionsPalms & Flamingos in Satsuma.
And...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
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Palms & Flamingos Aqua Pool Tartan
$28.00Select optionsGreen? Not quite…. Aqua Pool.
This collection celebrates the tropics and flamingos with a slight mid-century water-colour aura.
Fun, energetic, flirty. Just like you.
And...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
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Palms & Flamingos Cerise Tartan
$28.00Select optionsPalms & Flamingos in Cerise
And...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
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Cerise Palm Flamingo Logo for Evening
$28.00Select optionsStill flirty but more sophisticated for later in the day or evening.
These still say, “I like to have a good time, but I do use a cocktail napkin when I hold my weenies on a stick!”EthelAnd...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
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Cerise Palm Flamingo Logo for Day
$28.00Select optionsFun, flirty and bright for day – palms and flamingos with the TURNIP TEEZ Logo.
And...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
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Cerise and Satsuma with a Touch of Blue
$28.00Select optionsBlue Pool Chalk actually. Not just for eye shadow.
Super chic? Check out the matching Cinch ‘n Go bag!
And...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
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Cerise R Guyel
$28.00Select optionsObnoxious flip flops? Betty and Ethel say YES!
And...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
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Pink Swirl a Whirl
$28.00Select optionsFlip flops so yummy looking you will wanna LICK ‘EM!
And...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
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Khaj Jewel Flip-Flops
$28.00Select optionsThe perfect casual flip flop for the pool deck or backyard BBQ party!
And...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
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Progress Pride Pixel Camouflage Flip-Flops
$28.00Select optionsMotivated by my UNDER COVER IN PLAIN SIGHT project, I designed this camouflage pattern using the colours of the Pride Progress flag.
Creating a congregation of colour which I feel offers a more accurate representation of queer folks as an interwoven population of communities.
And...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
TURNIP YOUR T-SHIRT STYLE
HIKER TEEZ
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Strip Teez
$55.00Select optionsJazz up your t-shirt game with some creative, dry witty humour.
Quite literally STRIP TEEZ.
Great as a gift idea; who doesn’t love being sent a “STRIP TEEZ”?
The TURNIP TEEZ Hiker Tee is;
- constructed with 100% pre-shrunk combed, ring-spun cotton
- super soft
- ideal for layering
- sporting a no-tag design
- construced with a side seam
- a gender fluid fit, consult size guide
Sustainable Shopping
- 2+ Tees = 10% off t-shirts
- 4+ Tees = 15% off t-shirts
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A Clear Future
$55.00Select optionsThere is a clear future ahead, for the citrozens of The Lemonade Syndicate.
Living in a safe, secure and sour society.
The TURNIP TEEZ Hiker Tee is;
- constructed with 100% pre-shrunk combed, ring-spun cotton
- super soft
- ideal for layering
- sporting a no-tag design
- construced with a side seam
- a gender fluid fit, consult size guide
Sustainable Shopping
- 2+ Tees = 10% off t-shirts
- 4+ Tees = 15% off t-shirts
The Lemonade Syndicate & The Men of the Gill
Some, have made the mistake of thinking that The Lemonade Syndicate is just a rag-tag, rogue squadron of pilots or pirates, depending on perspective, roaming the darkest crevices of the Star Wars Squadrons galaxy and perhaps a few other dark recesses.
They have not exactly been wrong. However, a lot of them haven't been seen in a very long time... Read more about The Lemonade Syndicate here.The Men of the Gill without question are a rag-tag group of hoodlums. Hoodlums with heart, a thirst for adventure and a knack for falling in holes. Join The Men of the Gill Monday nights for their adventures in Dungeons and Dragons - visit LemSyn.xyz to get more info - be sure to subscribe for Citrozenship and VIP ACCESS!
ORGANIC TEEZ
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I’M AVAILABLE (wi-fi)
$50.00Select optionsWe have all see signs that have been improved upon with some artistic license. This fine sign is no exception.
If need be, you can always point out that you do also have Wi-Fi available at home, just to “seal the deal”. (wink)
WHAT’S YOUR SIGN?
We all may be a little rusty when we get back out there…so here is some 100% Organic goodness to help you get some 100% Organic lovin’.
100% CERTIFIED ORGANIC COTTON
- Only certified 100% ORGANIC cotton used
- Modern fashionable fit (not big and boxy)
- Ribbed crew neck, taped neck
- Twin needle finishing on cuffs and hem
NOTE: The TURNIP TEEZ organic cotton t-shirt is designed based on EU sizing. Please choose 1 size up for North American sizing; check size guide for more details.
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FRESHLY BAKED
$50.00Select optionsAlways good to announce FRESHLY BAKED goods! Or…is it a warning?
Some wear a smoking jacket. But not you. You, you are way classier than that. You wear organic cotton.
WHAT’S YOUR SIGN?
We all may be a little rusty when we get back out there…so here is some 100% Organic goodness to help you get some 100% Organic lovin’.
100% CERTIFIED ORGANIC COTTON
- Only certified 100% ORGANIC cotton used
- Modern fashionable fit (not big and boxy)
- Ribbed crew neck, taped neck
- Twin needle finishing on cuffs and hem
NOTE: The TURNIP TEEZ organic cotton t-shirt is designed based on EU sizing. Please choose 1 size up for North American sizing; check size guide for more details.
RANGER TEEZ
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Under Cover Coach
$54.00Select optionsUnder Cover Coach
The TURNIP TEEZ Ranger Tee is;
- the perfect pre-shrunk tri-blend t-shirt
- 50% polyester
- 25% combed ring-spun cotton
- 25% rayon
- constructed with a side seam
- a gender fluid fit, consult size guide
Sustainable Shopping
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2+ Tees = 10% off t-shirt
4+ Tees - 15% off t-shirt
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Under Cover Jock
$54.00Select optionsUnder Cover Jock
The TURNIP TEEZ Ranger Tee is;
- the perfect pre-shrunk tri-blend t-shirt
- 50% polyester
- 25% combed ring-spun cotton
- 25% rayon
- constructed with a side seam
- a gender fluid fit, consult size guide
Sustainable Shopping
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2+ Tees = 10% off t-shirt
4+ Tees - 15% off t-shirt
URBAN TEEZ
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It is Fairy Magenta
$59.00Select optionsInspired by our favourite washing up liquid, and given the Betty & Ethel touch
Urban style blended with super cozy comfort as well as;
- 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- light weight pre-shrunk cotton
- a comfortable carefree regular fit
- acurved hem to accent your curves and swerves
- gender fluid fit, consult size guide
- shipping included
Sustainable Shopping
- 2+ Tees = 10% off t-shirt
- 4+ Tees - 15% off t-shirt
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THE ANAL OPTION (OFFERING)
$59.00Select optionsAs always, consent is sexy. We know that we are definitely going to be rusty when we get back out there looking for such consent.
We suspect that some of you, may be out of practice as well.
So here is a t-shirt designed to help you along. Share your message on what you are seeking to offer. While showing off your sense of humour.
Note: The back of this t-shirt is intentionally left blank.
Urban style blended with super cozy comfort as well as;
- 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- light weight pre-shrunk cotton
- a comfortable carefree regular fit
- acurved hem to accent your curves and swerves
- gender fluid fit, consult size guide
- shipping included
Sustainable Shopping
- 2+ Tees = 10% off t-shirt
- 4+ Tees - 15% off t-shirt
KHAJ PHRYDAE has a brother!
Surprise! Khaj has a brother, named Iza.
Iza has had mild obsession with eye wear design. That explains the design on the t-shirts, but not the why!
Recently, Iza married their partner, Ohna Peer. Cute couple if we say so ourselves. What was extra special is that Iza had decided to take the Peer family name; Iza Peer.
Searching for a way to celebrate the nuptials, Khaj was inspired by this gesture and now we have a collection of urban styled t-shirts that celebrate; love, eye wear and chesticles!
Enjoy.
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Palms at Sunset – White Sage + Lavender
$37.00Add to cartTake time out of your day to centre and reflect.
Add our new 9oz vegan soy candle; white sage + lavender to your home and routine.
Please practise Safe Wax.
- 100% natural vegan soy wax blend
- 50 to 60 hours burn time
- 100% cotton wick
- sutainable and reusable container
- special handling and shipping included (from USA)
Sustainable Shopping
- Candles 2+ = 10% off candles
- Candles 4+ = 15% off candles
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Palms at Sunset – Clean Cotton
$37.00Add to cartTake time out of your day to centre and reflect.
Add our new 9oz vegan soy candle; clean cotton, to your home and routine.
Please practise Safe Wax.
- 100% natural vegan soy wax blend
- 50 to 60 hours burn time
- 100% cotton wick
- sutainable and reusable container
- special handling and shipping included (from USA)
Sustainable Shopping
- Candles 2+ = 10% off candles
- Candles 4+ = 15% off candles
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Palms at Sunset – Sea Salt + Orchid
$37.00Add to cartTake time out of your day to centre and reflect.
Add our new 9oz vegan soy candle; clean cotton, to your home and routine.
Please practise Safe Wax.
- 100% natural vegan soy wax blend
- 50 to 60 hours burn time
- 100% cotton wick
- sutainable and reusable container
- special handling and shipping included (from USA)
Sustainable Shopping
- Candles 2+ = 10% off candles
- Candles 4+ = 15% off candles
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Flaming Aqua Flamingos
$37.00Add to cartWe scrapped the “pineapples and flamingos” idea, after our previous drama, and just bring you our handsome flamingos on our new 9oz vegan soy candle; sea salt + orchid.
Please practise Safe Wax.
- 100% natural vegan soy wax blend
- 50 to 60 hours burn time
- 100% cotton wick
- sutainable and reusable container
- special handling and shipping included (from USA)
Sustainable Shopping
- Candles 2+ = 10% off candles
- Candles 4+ = 15% off candles
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Flaming Blue Flamingos
$37.00Add to cartWe scrapped the “pineapples and flamingos” idea, after our previous drama, and just bring you our handsome flamingos on our new 9oz vegan soy candle; clean cotton.
Please practise Safe Wax.
- 100% natural vegan soy wax blend
- 50 to 60 hours burn time
- 100% cotton wick
- sutainable and reusable container
- special handling and shipping included (from USA)
Sustainable Shopping
- Candles 2+ = 10% off candles
- Candles 4+ = 15% off candles
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Flaming Pink Flamingos
$37.00Add to cartWe scrapped the “pineapples and flamingos” idea, after our previous drama, and just bring you our handsome flamingos on our new 9oz vegan soy candle; white sage + lavender.
Please practise Safe Wax.
- 100% natural vegan soy wax blend
- 50 to 60 hours burn time
- 100% cotton wick
- sutainable and reusable container
- special handling and shipping included (from USA)
Sustainable Shopping
- Candles 2+ = 10% off candles
- Candles 4+ = 15% off candles
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Pineapples & Pink Flaming Os
$37.00Add to cartWhite Sage + Lavender
Ethel learns that not only does everyone can read cursive writing. “Not to mention that Ethel’s handwriting can be a bit wonky at times.”
We present to you what was supposed to be “Pineapples and Pink Flamingos”.
Please practise Safe Wax.
- 100% natural vegan soy wax blend
- 50 to 60 hours burn time
- 100% cotton wick
- sutainable and reusable container
- special handling and shipping included (from USA)
Sustainable Shopping
- Candles 2+ = 10% off candles
- Candles 4+ = 15% off candles
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Pineapples & Aqua Flaming Os
$37.00Add to cartSea Salt + Orchid
Ethel learns that not only does everyone can read cursive writing. “Not to mention that Ethel’s handwriting can be a bit wonky at times.”
We present to you what was supposed to be “Pineapples and Aqua Flamingos”.
Please practise Safe Wax.
- 100% natural vegan soy wax blend
- 50 to 60 hours burn time
- 100% cotton wick
- sutainable and reusable container
- special handling and shipping included (from USA)
Sustainable Shopping
- Candles 2+ = 10% off candles
- Candles 4+ = 15% off candles
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Pineapples & Blue Flaming Os
$37.00Add to cartClean Cotton
Ethel learns that not only does everyone can read cursive writing. “Not to mention that Ethel’s handwriting can be a bit wonky at times.”
We present to you what was supposed to be “Pineapples and Blue Flamingos”.
Please practise Safe Wax.
- 100% natural vegan soy wax blend
- 50 to 60 hours burn time
- 100% cotton wick
- sutainable and reusable container
- special handling and shipping included (from USA)
Sustainable Shopping
- Candles 2+ = 10% off candles
- Candles 4+ = 15% off candles
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Wide Stance – WS Number Nine
$37.00Select optionsTo say that Betty & Ethel have had enough of the hypocrisy, would be an understatement extraordinaire!
They caught glimpse of what their buddy, Khaj Phrydae, was doing and now…this is their interpretation.
Please, enjoy this lovely aromatherapy collection of vegan soy candles for you bathroom to help you re-engage your rage while you pee!
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Wide Stance – WS05 Black Betty
$37.00Select optionsTo say that Betty & Ethel have had enough of the hypocrisy, would be an understatement extraordinaire!
They caught glimpse of what their buddy, Khaj Phrydae, was doing and now…this is their interpretation.
Please, enjoy this lovely aromatherapy collection of vegan soy candles for you bathroom to help you re-engage your rage while you pee!
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Wide Stance – WS Number Four
$37.00Select optionsTo say that Betty & Ethel have had enough of the hypocrisy, would be an understatement extraordinaire!
They caught glimpse of what their buddy, Khaj Phrydae, was doing and now…this is their interpretation.
Please, enjoy this lovely aromatherapy collection of vegan soy candles for you bathroom to help you re-engage your rage while you pee!
