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NEW ARRIVALS
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Desert Camo Canvas Slip-Ons (W)
$85.00Select optionsTURNIP your style, right down to your feetz.
- 100% polyester upper
- EVA rubber outsole
- durable, flexible, lightweight
- padded collar and tongue
- breathable lining
- soft insole
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Breathe Easy
$9.00 – $11.00Select optionsBreathe Easy – Premium Air and The Lemonade Syndicate
A Safe, Secure and Sour Syndicate.
- high opacity film that is impossible to see through
- fast and easy bubble-free application
- durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use
- 95µ density
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A Wood Morning Starts with a Stiff Brew 1.1
$30.00Add to cartA perfect day starts with a Wood Morning.
A Wood Morning starts with a Stiff Brew.
- 11oz or 325ml of steamy hot goodness
- vibrant crisp colours with a glossy finish
- dishwasher and microwave safe
- blow on your wine - people will still think it's coffee
- buy 2 or more and save
- shipping included
The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin
A Good Day starts with a Wood Morning! Bring The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin back home with you and create your own Wood Morning happiness at home.
The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin in The Lodge at Mount Moist Plinth, is everybody's favourite Coffee Cabin, nestled in the Musgee Taaent Mountain Range.
Read more about The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin.Be sure to follow The Wood Morning Coffee cabin by adding your name to the Wood Morning Mailing List.
Parody and fun aside, a great collection of quality products that are sure to become comfy, cozy favourites, for you at home.
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One Does Want a Hint of Orange
$52.00Select optionsCock by TURNIP TEEZ with just a HINT of colour for those that enjoy…
- 100% pre-shrunk combed, ring-spun cotton
- super soft
- ideal for layering
- no-tag design
- side seam
- gender fluid fit, consult size guide
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Wide Stance – WS Number Three
$37.00Select optionsTo say that Betty & Ethel have had enough of the hypocrisy, would be an understatement extraordinaire!
They caught glimpse of what their buddy, Khaj Phrydae, was doing and now…this is their interpretation.
Please, enjoy this lovely aromatherapy collection of vegan soy candles for you bathroom to help you re-engage your rage while you pee!
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Oneder Bowler Lace Ups (M)
$85.00Select optionsTURNIP your style, right down to your feetz.
- 100% polyester upper
- EVA rubber outsole
- durable, flexible, lightweight
- padded collar and tongue
- breathable lining
- soft insole
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Grassland Digital Pixel Camo Mouse Pad
$34.00Add to cartYour mouse deserves a happy place to call home.
- soft, water resistant polyester top surface
- natural rubber bottom (of course)
- 220mm x 180mm
- adds that extra touch
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Azure Cool Waters Flip Flops
$28.00Select optionsFlip flops for the pool deck.
And...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
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