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A Wood Morning Starts with a Stiff Brew QTY: 1 $30.00
Betty & Ethel are at it again…
TURNIP YOUR FLIP FLOP STYLE
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Cerise and Satsuma with a Touch of Blue
$28.00Select optionsBlue Pool Chalk actually. Not just for eye shadow.
Super chic? Check out the matching Cinch ‘n Go bag!
And...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
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Cerise R Guyel
$28.00Select optionsObnoxious flip flops? Betty and Ethel say YES!
And...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
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Pink Swirl a Whirl
$28.00Select optionsFlip flops so yummy looking you will wanna LICK ‘EM!
And...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
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Khaj Jewel Flip-Flops
$38.00Select optionsThe perfect casual flip flop for the pool deck or backyard BBQ party!
And...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
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Progress Pride Pixel Camouflage Flip-Flops
$28.00Select optionsMotivated by my UNDER COVER IN PLAIN SIGHT project, I designed this camouflage pattern using the colours of the Pride Progress flag.
Creating a congregation of colour which I feel offers a more accurate representation of queer folks as an interwoven population of communities.
And...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
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Oneder Digital Pixel Camo Flip Flops
$38.00Select optionsAnd...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
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The CG of the 401 Digital Pixel Camo
$38.00Select optionsAnd...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
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Pineapple and Coconut Cocktails
$38.00Select optionsAnd...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
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Many Bricks in the Wall
$38.00Select optionsAnd...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
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Tiki Tembo Jungle Lounge
$38.00Select optionsAnd...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
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Pauli Parrot on the Cracker
$38.00Select optionsAnd...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
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Go for a 3 Hour Boat Ride
$38.00Select optionsHave 3 hours to kill?
And...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
TURNIP YOUR T-SHIRT STYLE
HIKER TEEZ
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Under Cover Daddy
$52.00Select optionsWho’s Your Daddy?
- 100% pre-shrunk combed, ring-spun cotton
- super soft
- ideal for layering
- no-tag design
- side seam
- gender fluid fit, consult size guide
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A Wood Morning Starts with a Stiff Brew
$52.00Select optionsThe perfect day starts with a Wood Morning.
For many of us, a Wood Morning starts with a Stiff Brew!
- 100% pre-shrunk combed, ring-spun cotton
- super soft
- ideal for layering
- no-tag design
- side seam
- gender fluid fit, consult size guide
Follow the Wood…
The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin
A Good Day starts with a Wood Morning! Bring The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin back home with you and create your own Wood Morning happiness at home.
The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin in The Lodge at Mount Moist Plinth, is everybody's favourite Coffee Cabin, nestled in the Musgee Taaent Mountain Range.
Read more about The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin.Be sure to follow The Wood Morning Coffee cabin by adding your name to the Wood Morning Mailing List.
Parody and fun aside, a great collection of quality products that are sure to become comfy, cozy favourites, for you at home.
ORGANIC TEEZ
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CASSETTE TAPE TRAGEDY
$50.00Select optionsThe finest vintage of folks will remember the seriousness of a CTT while driving down the highway, looking for adventure…
Kick back and keep your cool in this great organic cotton t-shirt.
WHO IS KHAJ PHRYDAE?
KHAJ is an easy going, laid back attitude, that is cleverly outgoing with a warm smile.
KHAJ takes a different approach; let's not sweat the small stuff and work on the stuff brings us all happiness.Any day can be a Casual Friday with Khaj Phrydae
100% CERTIFIED ORGANIC COTTON
- Only certified 100% ORGANIC cotton used
- Modern fashionable fit (not big and boxy)
- Ribbed crew neck, taped neck
- Twin needle finishing on cuffs and hem
NOTE: The TURNIP TEEZ organic cotton t-shirt is designed based on EU sizing. Please choose 1 size up for North American sizing; check size guide for more details.
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Vesper – Wearing Wolf Camo
$50.00Select optionsVesper Sugar Skull looking cool in Wolf Camo
100% CERTIFIED ORGANIC COTTON
- Only certified 100% ORGANIC cotton used
- Modern fashionable fit (not big and boxy)
- Ribbed crew neck, taped neck
- Twin needle finishing on cuffs and hem
NOTE: The TURNIP TEEZ organic cotton t-shirt is designed based on EU sizing. Please choose 1 size up for North American sizing; check size guide for more details.
RANGER TEEZ
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Under Cover Mermaid
$54.00Select optionsOMT*! Look at the size of her Snorfblat.
Look at this shirt,
Isn’t it neatIf you get it,
Your collection’s complete.- perfect pre-shrunk tri-blend t-shirt
- 50% polyester
- 25% combed ring-spun cotton
- 25% rayon
- side seam
- gender fluid fit, consult size guide
*Oh My Triton!
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Just Spit On It
$54.00Select optionsBrought back from the TURNIP TEEZ Archives, and given a little “refresh” – we are happy to present the new JUST SPIT ON IT – Triblend T.
Yes, “SPIT” is only in outline. The idea here is, “the message” only really means anything to those that are in close enough proximity for it to really matter.
The TURNIP TEEZ Triblend T offers you a t-shirt with a softer texture, that keeps it shape, especially if you tend to be sweating a lot at the club, or wherever you happen to be wearing this t-shirt, looking all sexy.
Thinking of a different colour combination? Tell TURNIPHED about it here.
Also remember SHIPPING is INCLUDED in the price – economize and grab a couple t-shirts.
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URBAN TEEZ
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Wait for It
$52.00Select optionsYou have to have noticed that a lot of video posts on social media, come with either a plea or a reminder to “wait for it…“?
Have our attention spans now become so feeble that we have to be reminded to “hang on for 10 seconds…to see ‘it'”.
What happens when we aren’t sure what the “it” is that we are waiting for?
Anyway, Betty & Ethel have decided it might be prudent to temper the expectations of folks in “face-to-face” encounters as well!
*snicker-giggle
Urban style blended with super cozy comfort.
- 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- light weight pre-shrunk cotton provides a comfortable carefree regular fit
- curved hem to accent your curves and swerves
- shipping included
- gender fluid fit, consult size guide
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WOOF Doggo
$52.00Select optionsDoggos work magic in crazy ways.
Embrace the power of WOOF!
Urban style blended with super cozy comfort.
- 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- light weight pre-shrunk cotton provides a comfortable carefree regular fit
- curved hem to accent your curves and swerves
- shipping included
- gender fluid fit, consult size guide
This t-shirt is inspired by the latest floof that has joined the TURNIP TRIBE, Riley.
Riley joins her family, and the TURNIP TRIBE, at a time when we were all feeling a lot of loss and hurting pretty hard.
Since “the force” works in crazy weird ways, I think we got a nudge from the other side of the Rainbow, telling us that there was no more time for idle grieving cause there were others that needed to get some loving and to give some loving.
Follow Riley’s adventures with her Dad & Family on Twitter
KHAJ PHRYDAE has a brother!
Surprise! Khaj has a brother, named Iza.
Iza has had mild obsession with eye wear design. That explains the design on the t-shirts, but not the why!
Recently, Iza married their partner, Ohna Peer. Cute couple if we say so ourselves. What was extra special is that Iza had decided to take the Peer family name; Iza Peer.
Searching for a way to celebrate the nuptials, Khaj was inspired by this gesture and now we have a collection of urban styled t-shirts that celebrate; love, eye wear and chesticles!
Enjoy.
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Wide Stance – WS Number Nine
$37.00Select optionsTo say that Betty & Ethel have had enough of the hypocrisy, would be an understatement extraordinaire!
They caught glimpse of what their buddy, Khaj Phrydae, was doing and now…this is their interpretation.
Please, enjoy this lovely aromatherapy collection of vegan soy candles for you bathroom to help you re-engage your rage while you pee!
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Wide Stance – WS05 Black Betty
$37.00Select optionsTo say that Betty & Ethel have had enough of the hypocrisy, would be an understatement extraordinaire!
They caught glimpse of what their buddy, Khaj Phrydae, was doing and now…this is their interpretation.
Please, enjoy this lovely aromatherapy collection of vegan soy candles for you bathroom to help you re-engage your rage while you pee!
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Wide Stance – WS Number Four
$37.00Select optionsTo say that Betty & Ethel have had enough of the hypocrisy, would be an understatement extraordinaire!
They caught glimpse of what their buddy, Khaj Phrydae, was doing and now…this is their interpretation.
Please, enjoy this lovely aromatherapy collection of vegan soy candles for you bathroom to help you re-engage your rage while you pee!
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Wide Stance – WS Number Two
$37.00Select optionsTo say that Betty & Ethel have had enough of the hypocrisy, would be an understatement extraordinaire!
They caught glimpse of what their buddy, Khaj Phrydae, was doing and now…this is their interpretation.
Please, enjoy this lovely aromatherapy collection of vegan soy candles for you bathroom to help you re-engage your rage while you pee!
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Wide Stance – WS Number Three
$37.00Select optionsTo say that Betty & Ethel have had enough of the hypocrisy, would be an understatement extraordinaire!
They caught glimpse of what their buddy, Khaj Phrydae, was doing and now…this is their interpretation.
Please, enjoy this lovely aromatherapy collection of vegan soy candles for you bathroom to help you re-engage your rage while you pee!
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Wide Stance – WS Number One
$37.00Select optionsTo say that Betty & Ethel have had enough of the hypocrisy, would be an understatement extraordinaire!
They caught glimpse of what their buddy, Khaj Phrydae, was doing and now…this is their interpretation.
Please, enjoy this lovely aromatherapy collection of vegan soy candles for you bathroom to help you re-engage your rage while you pee!
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Mr. Bunnyman Murder Circle Aromatherapy Candles
$37.00Select optionsEnjoy the soothing and relaxing aromatherapy that only Mr. Bunnyman can deliver.
Great for keeping your bathroom smelling nice for when company is over. Also makes a lovely gift!
- 100% natural vegan soy wax blend
- 50 to 60 hours burn time
- 100% cotton wick
- sutainable and reusable container
- shipping included
- buy more than one to receive a bonus discount
- persuasion, is just "Khaj" for fragrance
Touched by the hand of Prey.
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Consent by Khaj Phrydae
$47.00Select optionsThe attitude is, Consent.
The persuasion is up to you!
- 100% natural vegan soy wax blend
- 50 to 60 hours burn time
- 100% cotton wick
- sutainable and reusable container
- shipping included
- buy more than one to receive a bonus discount
- persuasion, is just "Khaj" for fragrance
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Balls by Khaj Phrydae
$47.00Select optionsThe persuasion is, Vanilla Bean.
The attitude is, Balls.
- 100% natural vegan soy wax blend
- 50 to 60 hours burn time
- 100% cotton wick
- sutainable and reusable container
- shipping included
- buy more than one to receive a bonus discount
- persuasion, is just "Khaj" for fragrance
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Ass by Khaj Phrydae
$47.00Select optionsThe attitude is, Ass.
You pick the “persuasion” -try it, you might like it!
- 100% natural vegan soy wax blend
- 50 to 60 hours burn time
- 100% cotton wick
- sutainable and reusable container
- shipping included
- buy more than one to receive a bonus discount
- persuasion, is just "Khaj" for fragrance
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Skwee Ztey Fess Scented Candle
$40.00Add to cartIs your REFRESHER not so FRESH?
You need SKWEE ZTEY FESS!
- hand poured, no droids or automation here
- 100% Urthan natural vegan soy coconut wax blend
- 50 to 60 hours burn time
- sutainable & reusable glass container
- shipping included
This Cinnamon Stick scented aromatherapy candle is sure to improve the mood of any room, more below.
CURIOUS TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THE LEMONADE SYNDICATE?
Greetings Gentlebeing!
Of course you want to know more about The Lemonade Syndicate; click here to apply to become a "member".
Those applicants that are successful will receive a response in their inbox upon being accepted into The Lemonade Syndicate.
Good luck. If you believe in luck. Hope you survive. -
Phukk Nuttb Scented Candle
$40.00Add to cartBalmy Bollocks? Dank Farrik? Musty Cargo Bay?
You need PHUKK NUTTB! (the “B” is silent)
- hand poured, no droids or automation here
- 100% Urthan natural vegan soy coconut wax blend
- 50 to 60 hours burn time
- sutainable & reusable glass container
- shipping included
This Vanilla scented aromatherapy candle is sure to improve the mood of any room, more below.
CURIOUS TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THE LEMONADE SYNDICATE?
Greetings Gentlebeing!
Of course you want to know more about The Lemonade Syndicate; click here to apply to become a “member”.
Those applicants that are successful will receive a response in their inbox upon being accepted into The Lemonade Syndicate.
Good luck. If you believe in luck. Hope you survive.
