Betty & Ethel are at it again…
TURNIP YOUR FLIP FLOP STYLE
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Cerise and Satsuma with a Touch of Blue
$28.00Select optionsBlue Pool Chalk actually. Not just for eye shadow.
Super chic? Check out the matching Cinch ‘n Go bag!
And...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
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Cerise R Guyel
$28.00Select optionsObnoxious flip flops? Betty and Ethel say YES!
And...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
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Pink Swirl a Whirl
$28.00Select optionsFlip flops so yummy looking you will wanna LICK ‘EM!
And...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
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Khaj Jewel Flip-Flops
$38.00Select optionsThe perfect casual flip flop for the pool deck or backyard BBQ party!
And...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
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Progress Pride Pixel Camouflage Flip-Flops
$28.00Select optionsMotivated by my UNDER COVER IN PLAIN SIGHT project, I designed this camouflage pattern using the colours of the Pride Progress flag.
Creating a congregation of colour which I feel offers a more accurate representation of queer folks as an interwoven population of communities.
And...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
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Oneder Digital Pixel Camo Flip Flops
$38.00Select optionsAnd...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
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The CG of the 401 Digital Pixel Camo
$38.00Select optionsAnd...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
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Pineapple and Coconut Cocktails
$38.00Select optionsAnd...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
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Many Bricks in the Wall
$38.00Select optionsAnd...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
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Tiki Tembo Jungle Lounge
$38.00Select optionsAnd...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
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Pauli Parrot on the Cracker
$38.00Select optionsAnd...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
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Go for a 3 Hour Boat Ride
$38.00Select optionsHave 3 hours to kill?
And...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
TURNIP YOUR T-SHIRT STYLE
HIKER TEEZ
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Co-ordinates
$52.00Select optionsThe only co-ordinates you need for a safe, secure and sour society!
The Lemonade Syndicate.
- 100% pre-shrunk combed, ring-spun cotton
- super soft
- ideal for layering
- no-tag design
- side seam
- gender fluid fit, consult size guide
The Lemonade Syndicate & The Men of the Gill
Some, have made the mistake of thinking that The Lemonade Syndicate is just a rag-tag, rogue squadron of pilots or pirates, depending on perspective, roaming the darkest crevices of the Star Wars Squadrons galaxy and perhaps a few other dark recesses.
They have not exactly been wrong. However, a lot of them haven't been seen in a very long time... Read more about The Lemonade Syndicate here.The Men of the Gill without question are a rag-tag group of hoodlums. Hoodlums with heart, a thirst for adventure and a knack for falling in holes. Join The Men of the Gill Monday nights for their adventures in Dungeons and Dragons - visit LemSyn.xyz to get more info - be sure to subscribe for Citrozenship and VIP ACCESS!
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PINK T-SHIRT
$52.00Select optionsLET’S END BULLYING.
There are many reasons to wear PINK. Why are you wearing PINK?
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ORGANIC TEEZ
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FRESHLY BAKED
$50.00Select optionsAlways good to announce FRESHLY BAKED goods! Or…is it a warning?
Some wear a smoking jacket. But not you. You, you are way classier than that. You wear organic cotton.
WHAT’S YOUR SIGN?
We all may be a little rusty when we get back out there…so here is some 100% Organic goodness to help you get some 100% Organic lovin’.
100% CERTIFIED ORGANIC COTTON
- Only certified 100% ORGANIC cotton used
- Modern fashionable fit (not big and boxy)
- Ribbed crew neck, taped neck
- Twin needle finishing on cuffs and hem
NOTE: The TURNIP TEEZ organic cotton t-shirt is designed based on EU sizing. Please choose 1 size up for North American sizing; check size guide for more details.
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Vesper – Wearing Wolf Camo
$50.00Select optionsVesper Sugar Skull looking cool in Wolf Camo
100% CERTIFIED ORGANIC COTTON
- Only certified 100% ORGANIC cotton used
- Modern fashionable fit (not big and boxy)
- Ribbed crew neck, taped neck
- Twin needle finishing on cuffs and hem
NOTE: The TURNIP TEEZ organic cotton t-shirt is designed based on EU sizing. Please choose 1 size up for North American sizing; check size guide for more details.
RANGER TEEZ
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Under Cover Fairy
$54.00Select optionsSprinkle some fairy dust!
- perfect pre-shrunk tri-blend t-shirt
- 50% polyester
- 25% combed ring-spun cotton
- 25% rayon
- side seam
- gender fluid fit, consult size guide
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URBAN TEEZ
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THE ANAL OPTION (OFFERING)
$52.00Select optionsAs always, consent is sexy. We know that we are definitely going to be rusty when we get back out there looking for such consent.
We suspect that some of you, may be out of practice as well.
So here is a t-shirt designed to help you along. Share your message on what you are seeking to offer. While showing off your sense of humour.
Note: The back of this t-shirt is intentionally left blank.
Urban style blended with super cozy comfort.
- 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- light weight pre-shrunk cotton provides a comfortable carefree regular fit
- curved hem to accent your curves and swerves
- shipping included
- gender fluid fit, consult size guide
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Milkshake T-Shirt
$52.00Select optionsExcuse me…which way to the Yard?
Urban style blended with super cozy comfort.
- 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- light weight pre-shrunk cotton provides a comfortable carefree regular fit
- curved hem to accent your curves and swerves
- shipping included
- gender fluid fit, consult size guide
KHAJ PHRYDAE has a brother!
Surprise! Khaj has a brother, named Iza.
Iza has had mild obsession with eye wear design. That explains the design on the t-shirts, but not the why!
Recently, Iza married their partner, Ohna Peer. Cute couple if we say so ourselves. What was extra special is that Iza had decided to take the Peer family name; Iza Peer.
Searching for a way to celebrate the nuptials, Khaj was inspired by this gesture and now we have a collection of urban styled t-shirts that celebrate; love, eye wear and chesticles!
Enjoy.
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Wide Stance – WS Number Nine
$37.00Select optionsTo say that Betty & Ethel have had enough of the hypocrisy, would be an understatement extraordinaire!
They caught glimpse of what their buddy, Khaj Phrydae, was doing and now…this is their interpretation.
Please, enjoy this lovely aromatherapy collection of vegan soy candles for you bathroom to help you re-engage your rage while you pee!
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Wide Stance – WS05 Black Betty
$37.00Select optionsTo say that Betty & Ethel have had enough of the hypocrisy, would be an understatement extraordinaire!
They caught glimpse of what their buddy, Khaj Phrydae, was doing and now…this is their interpretation.
Please, enjoy this lovely aromatherapy collection of vegan soy candles for you bathroom to help you re-engage your rage while you pee!
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Wide Stance – WS Number Four
$37.00Select optionsTo say that Betty & Ethel have had enough of the hypocrisy, would be an understatement extraordinaire!
They caught glimpse of what their buddy, Khaj Phrydae, was doing and now…this is their interpretation.
Please, enjoy this lovely aromatherapy collection of vegan soy candles for you bathroom to help you re-engage your rage while you pee!
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Wide Stance – WS Number Two
$37.00Select optionsTo say that Betty & Ethel have had enough of the hypocrisy, would be an understatement extraordinaire!
They caught glimpse of what their buddy, Khaj Phrydae, was doing and now…this is their interpretation.
Please, enjoy this lovely aromatherapy collection of vegan soy candles for you bathroom to help you re-engage your rage while you pee!
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Wide Stance – WS Number Three
$37.00Select optionsTo say that Betty & Ethel have had enough of the hypocrisy, would be an understatement extraordinaire!
They caught glimpse of what their buddy, Khaj Phrydae, was doing and now…this is their interpretation.
Please, enjoy this lovely aromatherapy collection of vegan soy candles for you bathroom to help you re-engage your rage while you pee!
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Wide Stance – WS Number One
$37.00Select optionsTo say that Betty & Ethel have had enough of the hypocrisy, would be an understatement extraordinaire!
They caught glimpse of what their buddy, Khaj Phrydae, was doing and now…this is their interpretation.
Please, enjoy this lovely aromatherapy collection of vegan soy candles for you bathroom to help you re-engage your rage while you pee!
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Mr. Bunnyman Murder Circle Aromatherapy Candles
$37.00Select optionsEnjoy the soothing and relaxing aromatherapy that only Mr. Bunnyman can deliver.
Great for keeping your bathroom smelling nice for when company is over. Also makes a lovely gift!
- 100% natural vegan soy wax blend
- 50 to 60 hours burn time
- 100% cotton wick
- sutainable and reusable container
- shipping included
- buy more than one to receive a bonus discount
- persuasion, is just "Khaj" for fragrance
Touched by the hand of Prey.
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Consent by Khaj Phrydae
$47.00Select optionsThe attitude is, Consent.
The persuasion is up to you!
- 100% natural vegan soy wax blend
- 50 to 60 hours burn time
- 100% cotton wick
- sutainable and reusable container
- shipping included
- buy more than one to receive a bonus discount
- persuasion, is just "Khaj" for fragrance
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Balls by Khaj Phrydae
$47.00Select optionsThe persuasion is, Vanilla Bean.
The attitude is, Balls.
- 100% natural vegan soy wax blend
- 50 to 60 hours burn time
- 100% cotton wick
- sutainable and reusable container
- shipping included
- buy more than one to receive a bonus discount
- persuasion, is just "Khaj" for fragrance
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Ass by Khaj Phrydae
$47.00Select optionsThe attitude is, Ass.
You pick the “persuasion” -try it, you might like it!
- 100% natural vegan soy wax blend
- 50 to 60 hours burn time
- 100% cotton wick
- sutainable and reusable container
- shipping included
- buy more than one to receive a bonus discount
- persuasion, is just "Khaj" for fragrance
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Skwee Ztey Fess Scented Candle
$40.00Add to cartIs your REFRESHER not so FRESH?
You need SKWEE ZTEY FESS!
- hand poured, no droids or automation here
- 100% Urthan natural vegan soy coconut wax blend
- 50 to 60 hours burn time
- sutainable & reusable glass container
- shipping included
This Cinnamon Stick scented aromatherapy candle is sure to improve the mood of any room, more below.
CURIOUS TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THE LEMONADE SYNDICATE?
Greetings Gentlebeing!
Of course you want to know more about The Lemonade Syndicate; click here to apply to become a "member".
Those applicants that are successful will receive a response in their inbox upon being accepted into The Lemonade Syndicate.
Good luck. If you believe in luck. Hope you survive. -
Phukk Nuttb Scented Candle
$40.00Add to cartBalmy Bollocks? Dank Farrik? Musty Cargo Bay?
You need PHUKK NUTTB! (the “B” is silent)
- hand poured, no droids or automation here
- 100% Urthan natural vegan soy coconut wax blend
- 50 to 60 hours burn time
- sutainable & reusable glass container
- shipping included
This Vanilla scented aromatherapy candle is sure to improve the mood of any room, more below.
CURIOUS TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THE LEMONADE SYNDICATE?
Greetings Gentlebeing!
Of course you want to know more about The Lemonade Syndicate; click here to apply to become a “member”.
Those applicants that are successful will receive a response in their inbox upon being accepted into The Lemonade Syndicate.
Good luck. If you believe in luck. Hope you survive.
