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EVERYTHING FEEL LIKE IT’S GOING DOWN THE PISSER?

Betty & Ethel are at it again…

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  • CASSETTE TAPE TRAGEDY

    $50.00

    The finest vintage of folks will remember the seriousness of a CTT while driving down the highway, looking for adventure…

    Kick back and keep your cool in this great organic cotton t-shirt.

    WHO IS KHAJ PHRYDAE?

    KHAJ is an easy going, laid back attitude, that is cleverly outgoing with a warm smile.

    KHAJ takes a different approach; let's not sweat the small stuff and work on the stuff brings us all happiness.

    Any day can be a Casual Friday with Khaj Phrydae

    KHAJ: easy going, laid back, clever, outgoing. VIP Area.

    100% CERTIFIED ORGANIC COTTON

    • Only certified 100% ORGANIC cotton used
    • Modern fashionable fit (not big and boxy)
    • Ribbed crew neck, taped neck
    • Twin needle finishing on cuffs and hem
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    NOTE: The TURNIP TEEZ organic cotton t-shirt is designed based on EU sizing. Please choose 1 size up for North American sizing; check size guide for more details.
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  • Put the Needle on the Record

    $50.00

    VINYL baby!

    WHO IS KHAJ PHRYDAE?

    KHAJ is an easy going, laid back attitude, that is cleverly outgoing with a warm smile.

    KHAJ takes a different approach; let's not sweat the small stuff and work on the stuff brings us all happiness.

    Any day can be a Casual Friday with Khaj Phrydae

    KHAJ: easy going, laid back, clever, outgoing. VIP Area.

    100% CERTIFIED ORGANIC COTTON

    • Only certified 100% ORGANIC cotton used
    • Modern fashionable fit (not big and boxy)
    • Ribbed crew neck, taped neck
    • Twin needle finishing on cuffs and hem
    Size Up

    NOTE: The TURNIP TEEZ organic cotton t-shirt is designed based on EU sizing. Please choose 1 size up for North American sizing; check size guide for more details.
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URBAN TEEZ

  • Wait for It

    $52.00

    You have to have noticed that a lot of video posts on social media, come with either a plea or a reminder to “wait for it…“?

    Have our attention spans now become so feeble that we have to be reminded to “hang on for 10 seconds…to see ‘it'”.

    What happens when we aren’t sure what the “it” is that we are waiting for?

    Anyway, Betty & Ethel have decided it might be prudent to temper the expectations of folks in “face-to-face” encounters as well!

    *snicker-giggle

    Urban style blended with super cozy comfort.

    • 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
    • light weight pre-shrunk cotton provides a comfortable carefree regular fit
    • curved hem to accent your curves and swerves
    • shipping included
    • gender fluid fit, consult size guide
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  • WOOF Doggo

    $52.00

    Doggos work magic in crazy ways.

    Embrace the power of WOOF!

    Urban style blended with super cozy comfort.

    • 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
    • light weight pre-shrunk cotton provides a comfortable carefree regular fit
    • curved hem to accent your curves and swerves
    • shipping included
    • gender fluid fit, consult size guide
    This t-shirt is inspired by the latest floof that has joined the TURNIP TRIBE, Riley.
    Riley joins her family, and the TURNIP TRIBE, at a time when we were all feeling a lot of loss and hurting pretty hard.
    Since “the force” works in crazy weird ways, I think we got a nudge from the other side of the Rainbow, telling us that there was no more time for idle grieving cause there were others that needed to get some loving and to give some loving.
    Follow Riley’s adventures with her Dad & Family on Twitter
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Iza Peer by Khaj Phrydae

KHAJ PHRYDAE has a brother!

Surprise! Khaj has a brother, named Iza.

Iza has had mild obsession with eye wear design. That explains the design on the t-shirts, but not the why!

Recently, Iza married their partner, Ohna Peer. Cute couple if we say so ourselves. What was extra special is that Iza had decided to take the Peer family name; Iza Peer.

Searching for a way to celebrate the nuptials, Khaj was inspired by this gesture and now we have a collection of urban styled t-shirts that celebrate; love, eye wear and chesticles!

Enjoy.

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