


Betty and Ethel may not always get ‘it’ right. The one thing they always do get right is putting their hearts where it matters.
It all started with a simple t-shirt with just 4 fans on it, getting banned on Instagram for “sexual misconduct” or whatever excuse Instagram could come up with.
Perseverance Prevails
Now Betty and Ethel are super happy to be sharing their Palms and Flamingos Collection in their 5 angles of colour; Cerise, Satsuma, Aqua Pool, Chalk Blue and Magenta.
We hope you enjoy.
(Do remember our prices are listed in Canadian dollars and include shipping. The only thing we have to add on is taxes for your local area).




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Just 4 Fans
$59.00Just 4 fans on a t-shirt.
Sassy? We hope so!
Urban style blended with super cozy comfort as well as;
- 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- light weight pre-shrunk cotton
- a comfortable carefree regular fit
- acurved hem to accent your curves and swerves
- gender fluid fit, consult size guide
- shipping included
Sustainable Shopping
- 2+ Tees = 10% off t-shirt
- 4+ Tees - 15% off t-shirt
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Just WOOF (Satsuma)
$59.00Embrace the POWER of WOOF!
Urban style blended with super cozy comfort as well as;
- 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- light weight pre-shrunk cotton
- a comfortable carefree regular fit
- acurved hem to accent your curves and swerves
- gender fluid fit, consult size guide
- shipping included
Sustainable Shopping
- 2+ Tees = 10% off t-shirt
- 4+ Tees - 15% off t-shirt
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No Diving
$86.00No Diving please…
Betty & Ethel want your bathroom to stand out as special, for you and your guests.
- 100% polyester
- easy to wash
- fast to dry
- you still need to remember to put the curtain inside your bathing enclosure before you turn on the water
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Slippery When Wet – Warning or Invitation
$86.00Same message, different aesthetic. Still, is it an invitation or a warning?
Betty & Ethel want your bathroom to stand out as special, for you and your guests.
- 100% polyester
- easy to wash
- fast to dry
- you still need to remember to put the curtain inside your bathing enclosure before you turn on the water
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Watermelon Sugar Lanes Lace Ups (W)
$100.00TURNIP your style, right down to your feetz.
- 100% polyester upper
- EVA rubber outsole
- durable, flexible, lightweight
- padded collar and tongue
- breathable lining
- soft insole
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WS Drip Here Bath Mat
$33.00 – $45.00Show off your sense of humour and style with Betty & Ethel’s Water Closet Wares!
Your party guests will be so envious of your stylishly appointed bathroom;
- 100% microfiber
- bound edges
- anti-slip backing
- fast drying
- style & humour
- small = 24" x 17" // 60cms x 43cms
- large = 34" x 21" // 86cms x 53cms
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Palms & Flamingos in Chalk Blue Trunks
$53.00Mention your unmentionables – in fact SHOW THEM OFF.
- soft and stretchy
- mid-rise
- crotch panel lined for extra support
- printed, cut and hand-sewn in house
- sizes XS to 3XL available, refer to size guide below
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Am I Blue Canvas Lace Ups (W)
$100.00TURNIP your style, right down to your feetz.
- 100% polyester upper
- EVA rubber outsole
- durable, flexible, lightweight
- padded collar and tongue
- breathable lining
- soft insole


