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WIDE STANCE

A clever, artistic and aesthetic attempt to address the hypocrisy & selfishness of “Me’publicanism” while remaining tongue and cheek about gay male cruising culture and bringing a chic twist of humour to your home.

Wide Stance – WS Number Nine

$37.00

To say that Betty & Ethel have had enough of the hypocrisy, would be an understatement extraordinaire!

They caught glimpse of what their buddy, Khaj Phrydae, was doing and now…this is their interpretation.

Please, enjoy this lovely aromatherapy collection of vegan soy candles for you bathroom to help you re-engage your rage while you pee!

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TURNIP TEEZ ARMOMATHERAPY CANDLES

Freshen up your home or work space with the power of scent. TURNIP TEEZ fragrances are created to offer you either inspiration or relaxation. Perhaps, to help you just set the mood for when that strapping hunky Park Ranger makes his way to your cabin. RV or tent. Wink-Wink.

Please, never leave a candle unattended and make sure no loose materials or furnishings are near the flame.

Practice safe 'wick and wax'.

  • make sure to always burn the candle until the wax has melted all the way from the wick to the inside edge of the jar
  • always trim your wick before you light it (not a euphemism)
  • 100% natural soy wax blend
  • 100% cotton wick
  • all candles are colourless regardless of scent
  • sustainable and reusable jar

The Scent of TURNIP TEEZ is available in 6 persuasions; White Sage + Lavender, Clean Cotton, Sea Salt + Orchid, Vanilla Bean, Comfort Spice and Sea Breeze. What attitude they have, may vary. (see label)

TURNIP TEEZ scented candles are completely natural and non-toxic, with no traces of lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates.

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