COCK TEEZ.
For those that enjoy a hint of colour.
Then the rest is up to you.
Each t-shirt is durable, yet soft and comfy. Just like all TURNIP TEEZ.
COCK TEEZ by TURNIP TEEZ
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One Does Want a Hint of Blue
$55.00Select optionsCock by TURNIP TEEZ with just a HINT of colour for those that enjoy…
Shipping is included!
- seen here on a TURNIP TEEZ Hiker Tee
- constructed with 100% pre-shrunk combed, ring-spun cotton
- super soft and ideal for layering
- no-tag design, directly printed on garment
- construced with a side seam
- gender fluid fit, please consult size guide
Sustainable Shopping
- 2+ Tees = 10% off t-shirts
- 4+ Tees = 15% off t-shirts
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One Does Want a Hint of Orange
$55.00Select optionsCock by TURNIP TEEZ with just a HINT of colour for those that enjoy…
Shipping is included!
- seen here on a TURNIP TEEZ Hiker Tee
- constructed with 100% pre-shrunk combed, ring-spun cotton
- super soft and ideal for layering
- no-tag design, directly printed on garment
- construced with a side seam
- gender fluid fit, please consult size guide
Sustainable Shopping
- 2+ Tees = 10% off t-shirts
- 4+ Tees = 15% off t-shirts
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One Does Want a Hint of Pink
$55.00Select optionsCock by TURNIP TEEZ with just a HINT of colour for those that enjoy…
Shipping is included!
- seen here on a TURNIP TEEZ Hiker Tee
- constructed with 100% pre-shrunk combed, ring-spun cotton
- super soft and ideal for layering
- no-tag design, directly printed on garment
- construced with a side seam
- gender fluid fit, please consult size guide
Sustainable Shopping
- 2+ Tees = 10% off t-shirts
- 4+ Tees = 15% off t-shirts
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One Does Want a Hint of Red
$55.00Select optionsCock by TURNIP TEEZ with just a HINT of colour for those that enjoy…
Shipping is included!
- seen here on a TURNIP TEEZ Hiker Tee
- constructed with 100% pre-shrunk combed, ring-spun cotton
- super soft and ideal for layering
- no-tag design, directly printed on garment
- construced with a side seam
- gender fluid fit, please consult size guide
Sustainable Shopping
- 2+ Tees = 10% off t-shirts
- 4+ Tees = 15% off t-shirts
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One Does Want a Hint of Teal
$55.00Select optionsCock by TURNIP TEEZ with just a HINT of colour for those that enjoy…
Shipping is included!
- seen here on a TURNIP TEEZ Hiker Tee
- constructed with 100% pre-shrunk combed, ring-spun cotton
- super soft and ideal for layering
- no-tag design, directly printed on garment
- construced with a side seam
- gender fluid fit, please consult size guide
Sustainable Shopping
- 2+ Tees = 10% off t-shirts
- 4+ Tees = 15% off t-shirts
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One Does Want a Hint of Yellow
$55.00Select optionsCock by TURNIP TEEZ with just a HINT of colour for those that enjoy…
Shipping is included!
- seen here on a TURNIP TEEZ Hiker Tee
- constructed with 100% pre-shrunk combed, ring-spun cotton
- super soft and ideal for layering
- no-tag design, directly printed on garment
- construced with a side seam
- gender fluid fit, please consult size guide
Sustainable Shopping
- 2+ Tees = 10% off t-shirts
- 4+ Tees = 15% off t-shirts
NEW ARRIVALS
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Wood Morning Grey Sweats
$63.00Select optionsOne can never be too prepared for the second most festive season!
“Grey Sweat Pants” season, of course.
Get cozy and show off your WOOD Morning Coffee Cabin heritage joggers.
Pairs up really nice with out t-shirt and heritage hoodie!
- Premium cozy cotton/poly blend, 100% cotton face
- Elastic inside waistband, matching drawstrings
- 2 cross pockets in front, 1 top-stiched pocket on right butt cheek
- Side-seamed legs and ankles
- Ribbed waist, cuffs and gusset for extra comfort
- Size range from; XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- shipping included
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Wish You Were Here – Palms at Sunset
$56.00Add to cartEnjoy any beverage with the blessing of Betty & Ethel!
TURNIP TEEZ has already calculated the cost of shipping into the price;
- superiour quality stainless steel
- capacity up to 600 mL or 20 ounces
- straw and lid included, of course
- hand-wash only
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Don’t Be Jealous of My Noodie
$56.00Add to cartEnjoy any beverage with the blessing of Betty & Ethel!
TURNIP TEEZ has already calculated the cost of shipping into the price;
- superiour quality stainless steel
- capacity up to 600 mL or 20 ounces
- straw and lid included, of course
- hand-wash only
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Dihydrogen Monoxide Makes Me So Very Wet
$56.00Add to cartEnjoy any beverage with the blessing of Betty & Ethel!
TURNIP TEEZ has already calculated the cost of shipping into the price;
- superiour quality stainless steel
- capacity up to 600 mL or 20 ounces
- straw and lid included, of course
- hand-wash only
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Yippee Skippee Rock Tossing T-Shirt
$55.00Select optionsFor the folk that enjoy a good rock tossing.
Learn more about the Rock Tossing Championships here. You will find a great story about the why and history.
Until 31 October, use discount code “STIFFBREW” at checkout for 10% off all Wood Morning Coffee Cabin merchandise; and funnel a portion of the proceeds of your sale, to help Ranger Liam with his community outreach with homeless folks. Read about that here.
Shipping is included!
- seen here on a TURNIP TEEZ Hiker Tee
- constructed with 100% pre-shrunk combed, ring-spun cotton
- super soft and ideal for layering
- no-tag design, directly printed on garment
- construced with a side seam
- gender fluid fit, please consult size guide
Sustainable Shopping
- 2+ Tees = 10% off t-shirts
- 4+ Tees = 15% off t-shirts
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Per my last t-shirt…
$55.00Select optionsBetty & Ethel know all about maintaining their level of whit and sass.
This t-shirt is an extension of that diligence in care that Betty & Ethel have for all of you, but they are just too humble to say it themselves.
Betty & Ethel would like to present “the perfect t-shirt to wear on laundry day“.
Please enjoy & have fun!
xx, Betty & Ethel
Shipping is included!
- seen here on a TURNIP TEEZ Hiker Tee
- constructed with 100% pre-shrunk combed, ring-spun cotton
- super soft and ideal for layering
- no-tag design, directly printed on garment
- construced with a side seam
- gender fluid fit, please consult size guide
Sustainable Shopping
- 2+ Tees = 10% off t-shirts
- 4+ Tees = 15% off t-shirts
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It’s a PINK Candle
$37.00Select optionsPINK.
Kindness matters. Treat yourself to some kindness while these candles scent your room.
- 100% natural vegan soy wax blend
- 50 to 60 hours burn time
- 100% cotton wick
- sutainable and reusable container
- special handling and shipping included (from USA)
Sustainable Shopping
- Candles 2+ = 10% off candles
- Candles 4+ = 15% off candles
Mix and match this candle with these designs to take advantage of sustainable shippping and shopping discounts.
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Dihydrogen Monoxide Gets Me So Very Wet
$55.00Select optionsNo we are not selling drugs, Ma’am.
It is just science!
Shipping is included!
- seen here on a TURNIP TEEZ Hiker Tee
- constructed with 100% pre-shrunk combed, ring-spun cotton
- super soft and ideal for layering
- no-tag design, directly printed on garment
- construced with a side seam
- gender fluid fit, please consult size guide
Sustainable Shopping
- 2+ Tees = 10% off t-shirts
- 4+ Tees = 15% off t-shirts
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Noodie AirPods case
$27.00Select optionsStylish and Protective!
- Thermoplastic polyurethane (TPU) material
- Impact-absorbing
- Protects AirPods from bumps, drops, and scratches
- Comes with a metal carabiner for easy carrying
- Compatible with both wireless and regular chargers
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Noodie AirPods Pro Case
$27.00Select optionsStylish and Protective. So butch.
- Thermoplastic polyurethane (TPU) material
- Impact-absorbing
- Protects AirPods from bumps, drops, and scratches
- Comes with a metal carabiner for easy carrying
- Compatible with both wireless and regular chargers
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Don’t Be Jealous of my Noodie
$53.00Select optionsFun for Adulting!
- soft and stretchy
- mid-rise
- crotch panel lined for extra support
- printed, cut and hand-sewn in house
- sizes XS to 3XL available, refer to size guide below
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Get Your Noodie On at the Beach
$55.00Select optionsGet Your Noodie On is spending the day at The Beach!
- 100% spun polyester fabric
- hand printed, cut and sewn in house
- 17.8 litre capacity (4.4 US Gallons)
- holds up to 20kg (40 lbs)
- dual 100% natural cotton bull denim
- large inside pocket for quick access
- handles available in; black, red and yellow