CLOTHINGS
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Bustin Out Fruity Satsuma
$50.00Select optionsIs the fruity in you bustin to get out?
Bust Your Fruity with Betty and Ethel!
100% CERTIFIED ORGANIC COTTON
- Only certified 100% ORGANIC cotton used
- Modern fashionable fit (not big and boxy)
- Ribbed crew neck, taped neck
- Twin needle finishing on cuffs and hem
NOTE: The TURNIP TEEZ organic cotton t-shirt is designed based on EU sizing. Please choose 1 size up for North American sizing; check size guide for more details.
Bustin Out Fruity Cerise
$50.00Select optionsIs the fruity in you bustin to get out?
Bust Your Fruity with Betty and Ethel!
100% CERTIFIED ORGANIC COTTON
- Only certified 100% ORGANIC cotton used
- Modern fashionable fit (not big and boxy)
- Ribbed crew neck, taped neck
- Twin needle finishing on cuffs and hem
NOTE: The TURNIP TEEZ organic cotton t-shirt is designed based on EU sizing. Please choose 1 size up for North American sizing; check size guide for more details.
A Whole Lot of Fruity
$52.00Select optionsAre you a little bit fruity or a ‘hole lot fruity?
Urban style blended with super cozy comfort.
- 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- light weight pre-shrunk cotton provides a comfortable carefree regular fit
- curved hem to accent your curves and swerves
- shipping included
- gender fluid fit, consult size guide
WS Wide Stance
$52.00Select optionsA clever, artistic and aesthetic attempt to address the hypocrisy & selfishness of “Me’publicanism” while remaining tongue and cheek about gay male cruising culture and bringing a chic twist of humour to your home.
Urban style blended with super cozy comfort.
- 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- light weight pre-shrunk cotton provides a comfortable carefree regular fit
- curved hem to accent your curves and swerves
- shipping included
- gender fluid fit, consult size guide
Murder Circle with Mr. Bunnyman
$52.00Select optionsHarness the power of MURDER CIRCLE brought to you with the power and wisdom of Mr. Bunnyman himself, the un-dead and very hoppity, Asher Lepus.
- 100% pre-shrunk combed, ring-spun cotton
- super soft
- ideal for layering
- no-tag design
- side seam
- gender fluid fit, consult size guide
Progress Pride 2022 Pixel Camouflage
$52.00Select optionsCelebrate all the colours of Pride!
- 100% pre-shrunk combed, ring-spun cotton
- super soft
- ideal for layering
- no-tag design
- side seam
- gender fluid fit, consult size guide
Hoovers Shortlist Tri-Blend T-shirt
$54.00Select optionsBring more versatility and functionality to your collection with the TURNIP TEEZ tri-blend t-shirt; while still maintaining your style and sophistication.
- perfect pre-shrunk tri-blend t-shirt
- 50% polyester
- 25% combed ring-spun cotton
- 25% rayon
- side seam
- gender fluid fit, consult size guide
Under Cover in Plain Sight
This t-shirt is also takes inspiration from the TURNIP TEEZ Under Cover in Plain Sight project.
Juan Tug Oneder by Iza Peer
$52.00Select optionsUrban style blended with super cozy comfort.
- 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- light weight pre-shrunk cotton provides a comfortable carefree regular fit
- curved hem to accent your curves and swerves
- shipping included
- gender fluid fit, consult size guide
Lyndon Aloysius in Tiger Digital Pixel Camo
$50.00Select optionsToo handsome to be subtle. Not even the camo helps him blend in; Lyndon Aloysius Dikk.
Urban style blended with super cozy comfort.
- 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- light weight pre-shrunk cotton provides a comfortable carefree regular fit
- curved hem to accent your curves and swerves
- shipping included
- gender fluid fit, consult size guide
Sun Aviators in Tiger Camo
$52.00Select optionsHey – Iza Peer!
A celebration of urban style and eye wear.
Urban style blended with super cozy comfort.
- 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- light weight pre-shrunk cotton provides a comfortable carefree regular fit
- curved hem to accent your curves and swerves
- shipping included
- gender fluid fit, consult size guide
Motoring Goggles in Tiger Digital Pixel Camo
$52.00Select optionsHey – Iza Peer!
A celebration of urban style and eye wear.
Urban style blended with super cozy comfort.
- 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- light weight pre-shrunk cotton provides a comfortable carefree regular fit
- curved hem to accent your curves and swerves
- shipping included
- gender fluid fit, consult size guide
Cobi Wearing Desert Camo
$50.00Select options100% CERTIFIED ORGANIC COTTON
- Only certified 100% ORGANIC cotton used
- Modern fashionable fit (not big and boxy)
- Ribbed crew neck, taped neck
- Twin needle finishing on cuffs and hem
NOTE: The TURNIP TEEZ organic cotton t-shirt is designed based on EU sizing. Please choose 1 size up for North American sizing; check size guide for more details.
I Wood Fir Yew So Hard
$71.00Select optionsThe Wood Morning Coffee Cabin has been helping you flirt with the boys since the beginning of time.
Happy Flirting.
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- hood, matching drawstrings, to keep you warm on cold nights
- cuffs and waistband are ribbed
- medium-light weight, low-pill, high-density fabric tech
- ideal for working out, winter sports, camping or cozy nights on the couch
- shipping included
- gender fluid fit, consult size guide
WM REFLECTIONS Hoodie Pullover
$85.00Select optionsWood Morning Reflections Pullover Hoodie
- 100% cotton face
- matching drawstring
- 3 panel hood
- large front pocket
- cotton/poly blend
The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin
A Good Day starts with a Wood Morning! Bring The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin back home with you and create your own Wood Morning happiness at home.
The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin in The Lodge at Mount Moist Plinth, is everybody's favourite Coffee Cabin, nestled in the Musgee Taaent Mountain Range.
Read more about The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin.Be sure to follow The Wood Morning Coffee cabin by adding your name to the Wood Morning Mailing List.
Parody and fun aside, a great collection of quality products that are sure to become comfy, cozy favourites, for you at home.
Wood Morning Coffee Cabin Hiker Hoodie
$71.00Select optionsEvery day is a good day when you have a Wood Morning!
The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin Hiker Hoodie, sure to be your new best friend.
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- hood, matching drawstrings, to keep you warm on cold nights
- cuffs and waistband are ribbed
- medium-light weight, low-pill, high-density fabric tech
- ideal for working out, winter sports, camping or cozy nights on the couch
- shipping included
- gender fluid fit, consult size guide
Mount Moist Plinth Legacy Heritage Hoodie
$85.00Select optionsSubtle, solid and soft.
The Lodge at Mount Moist Plinth Legacy Heritage Hoodie
- 100% cotton face
- matching drawstring
- 3 panel hood
- large front pocket
- cotton/poly blend
Mount Moist Plinth? A destination or directions?
Stay in Touch with The Lodge at Mount Moist Plinth.
Wood Morning Coffee Cabin Heritage Hoodie
$85.00Select optionsOur Heritage Hoodie, cozy, durable, familiar.
- 100% cotton face
- matching drawstring
- 3 panel hood
- large front pocket
- cotton/poly blend
The Lodge at Mount Moist Plinth Hiker Hoodie
$71.00Select optionsGreat hoodie to grab for a hike.
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- hood, matching drawstrings, to keep you warm on cold nights
- cuffs and waistband are ribbed
- medium-light weight, low-pill, high-density fabric tech
- ideal for working out, winter sports, camping or cozy nights on the couch
- shipping included
- gender fluid fit, consult size guide
PINK Hoodie
$85.00Select optionsWELCOME TO PINK
PINK is a collection focused on encouraging us as humans to stop and "put kindness first" in everything we all do. A simple step of kindness creates a better space for all of us. Spread kindness and say no to bullying, discrimination, hate. Kindness is "One Size Fits All".
I invite you to learn more about The PINK Collection here.
The PINK Heritage Hoodie feels like a big cozy hug.
For the month of January, $10 from the sale of each PINK Heritage Hoodie will be set aside for our PINK outreach.
The extra $5 will be donated to our local animal rescue in downtown Toronto.
- 100% cotton face
- matching drawstring
- 3 panel hood
- large front pocket
- cotton/poly blend
Citrozen Hoodie
$71.00Select optionsThis hoodie will take you from workout to getting cozy in your bunk for those long inter-planetary journeys!
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- hood, matching drawstrings, to keep you warm on cold nights
- cuffs and waistband are ribbed
- medium-light weight, low-pill, high-density fabric tech
- ideal for working out, winter sports, camping or cozy nights on the couch
- shipping included
- gender fluid fit, consult size guide
Premium Air Hoodie
$71.00Select optionsFeel empowered wearing the Premium Air Hoodie.
Premium Air. Your best option for planetary and galactic travel & transportation.
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- hood, matching drawstrings, to keep you warm on cold nights
- cuffs and waistband are ribbed
- medium-light weight, low-pill, high-density fabric tech
- ideal for working out, winter sports, camping or cozy nights on the couch
- shipping included
- gender fluid fit, consult size guide
Premium Air Pom-Pom Tuque
$34.00Add to cartThe Lemonade Syndicate may cut corners and look the other way on somethings, but never on health and safety.
Keep your brain and ears warm with the Premium Air Pom-Pom Tuque; well for those of yous-beings that keep your noodle and ears up there.
Premium Air Pilot Hat
$38.00Add to cartDo you have what it takes to be a Pilot for The Lemonade Syndicate?
- 6 panel structured construction
- mid profile silhouette
- hard front panel with mesh back
- plastic adjustable snap
- shipping included
Read more info about shipping special items.
The Lemonade Syndicate & The Men of the Gill
Some, have made the mistake of thinking that The Lemonade Syndicate is just a rag-tag, rogue squadron of pilots or pirates, depending on perspective, roaming the darkest crevices of the Star Wars Squadrons galaxy and perhaps a few other dark recesses.
They have not exactly been wrong. However, a lot of them haven't been seen in a very long time... Read more about The Lemonade Syndicate here.The Men of the Gill without question are a rag-tag group of hoodlums. Hoodlums with heart, a thirst for adventure and a knack for falling in holes. Join The Men of the Gill Monday nights for their adventures in Dungeons and Dragons - visit LemSyn.xyz to get more info - be sure to subscribe for Citrozenship and VIP ACCESS!
Wood Morning Classic Tuque
$44.00Select optionsWood Morning Classic Tuque with Fuzzy Nut Tugg’r(R) technology.
You can keep your noodle warm and still look cool.
Plus at no extra charge – enjoy Fuzzy Nut Tugg’r technology. (That’s just our fancy way of saying “pom-pom”)
- equipped with a "Fuzzy Nut Tuque Tugg'r" for speedy tuque removal
- 100% Turbo Acrylic
- Fast drying
- Hypo-allergenic
- 30cm length / 12 inches length
- concerned about hat head - check out our HEAD GEAR.
- shipping included
WM REFLECTIONS Cuffed Tuque
$44.00Select optionsWood Morning Reflections Cuffed Knit Hat
Ahem… it is a “tuque” folks. Keep your “lid” warm!
- 100% Turbo Acrylic
- Fast drying
- Hypo-allergenic
- 30cm length / 12 inches length
- shipping included
WM REFLECTIONS Trucker Ball Cap
$44.00Select optionsWood Morning Coffee Cabin Trucker Hat (Mesh Back)
- 6 panel structured construction
- mid profile silhouette
- hard front panel with mesh back
- plastic adjustable snap
- shipping included
Read more info about shipping special items.
WM REFLECTIONS Ball Cap
$49.00Select optionsWood Morning Reflections Low Profile Ball Cap
- low profile, unstructured
- 6 panel chino twill construction
- adjustable strap
- embroidered eyelets
- shipping included
HOE KIT RED
$43.00Select optionsThe TURNIP TEEZ Closed Back Flexfit at a glace;
- handsome curved visor with contrasting silver undersid
- cap sweatband is moisture-wicking and stretchy for a comfortable fit
- attention to detail with 6 emroidered eyelets and 6 panels
- super breathable and soft, great for sportin' and stylin'
- shipping included
HOE KIT ORANGE
$43.00Select optionsThe TURNIP TEEZ Closed Back Flexfit at a glace;
- handsome curved visor with contrasting silver undersid
- cap sweatband is moisture-wicking and stretchy for a comfortable fit
- attention to detail with 6 emroidered eyelets and 6 panels
- super breathable and soft, great for sportin' and stylin'
- shipping included
TURNIP the Sweat
$43.00Select optionsIt’s time to TURNIP the SWEAT
The TURNIP TEEZ Closed Back Flexfit at a glace;
- handsome curved visor with contrasting silver undersid
- cap sweatband is moisture-wicking and stretchy for a comfortable fit
- attention to detail with 6 emroidered eyelets and 6 panels
- super breathable and soft, great for sportin' and stylin'
- shipping included
WOOD MORNING Fleece Jog Shorts
$65.00Select optionsWood Morning Reflections Jog Shorts (Fleece)
- comfortable and practical, super soft fleece
- jersey lined pockets
- relaxed fit tapered at the knee for cleaner lines
- elastic waistband with shoestring drawcord
- shipping included
WM REFLECTIONS Jogger Sweatpants
$72.00Select optionsWood Morning Reflections Jogger Sweatpants
- Premium cozy cotton/poly blend, 100% cotton face
- Elastic inside waistband, matching drawstrings
- 2 cross pockets in front, 1 top-stiched pocket on right butt cheek
- Side-seamed legs and ankles
- Ribbed waist, cuffs and gusset for extra comfort
- Size range from; XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- shipping included
Spin Me Around Flip Flops
$38.00Select optionsFollow the Yellow line until you reach the Red line, then head to your right…
And...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
Red Blue Stripe Flip Flops
$38.00Select optionsFlip flops for the pool deck.
And...in addition to being a pretty attractive & unique pair of flip flops, these are also;
- super comfortable
- durable
- versatile
- great for the BBQ party, shower, gym or pool deck
- more details below
home & living
Murder Circle with Mr. Bunnyman
$23.00Add to cartTake home and harness the Power of Murder Circle with Mr. Bunnyman. Brought to you through the power and wisdom of Mr. Bunnyman himself, the un-dead and very hoppity, Asher Lepus.
Perhaps with this enchanted mug; you will be able to enjoy your mornings in peace.
- 11oz or 325ml of steamy hot goodness
- vibrant crisp colours with a glossy finish
- dishwasher and microwave safe
- blow on your wine - people will still think it's coffee
- buy 2 or more and save
- shipping included
Do Not Obstruct This Area
$23.00Add to cartMaximize Beverage Consumption.
The Lemonade Syndicate knows how important it is to remain fully caffeinated.
Red Cock Hardboard Coaster
Select optionsIs that a Cock under your Stiff Brew?
- high gloss finish
- hardboard back for longevity
- flair for your home décor
- protect your surfaces
- add some personality to your home
- 8.9 cm x 8.9 cm x .3 cm
Teal Cock Hardboard Back Coaster
Select optionsIs that a Cock under your Stiff Brew?
- high gloss finish
- hardboard back for longevity
- flair for your home décor
- protect your surfaces
- add some personality to your home
- 8.9 cm x 8.9 cm x .3 cm
Purple Cock Hardboard Back Coaster
$11.00Add to cartIs that a Cock under your Stiff Brew?
- high gloss finish
- hardboard back for longevity
- flair for your home décor
- protect your surfaces
- add some personality to your home
- 8.9 cm x 8.9 cm x .3 cm
Yellow Cock Hardboard Coaster
$11.00Read moreIs that a Cock under your Stiff Brew?
- high gloss finish
- hardboard back for longevity
- flair for your home décor
- protect your surfaces
- add some personality to your home
- 8.9 cm x 8.9 cm x .3 cm
Green Cock Hardboard Back Coaster
$11.00Read moreIs that a Cock under your Stiff Brew?
- high gloss finish
- hardboard back for longevity
- flair for your home décor
- protect your surfaces
- add some personality to your home
- 8.9 cm x 8.9 cm x .3 cm
Hardboad Coaster Mix N Match
$11.00View productsIs that a Cock under your Stiff Brew?
- high gloss finish
- hardboard back for longevity
- flair for your home décor
- protect your surfaces
- add some personality to your home
- 8.9 cm x 8.9 cm x .3 cm
Mix and Match the colours that work best for your needs. Choose how many you need as well. The more you add the more economy in shipping.
Discount will be automatically applied in the cart.
Blue Cock Hardboard Coaster
$11.00Read moreIs that a Cock under your Stiff Brew?
- high gloss finish
- hardboard back for longevity
- flair for your home décor
- protect your surfaces
- add some personality to your home
- 8.9 cm x 8.9 cm x .3 cm
Orange Cock Hardboard Back Coaster
$11.00Read moreIs that a Cock under your Stiff Brew?
- high gloss finish
- hardboard back for longevity
- flair for your home décor
- protect your surfaces
- add some personality to your home
- 8.9 cm x 8.9 cm x .3 cm
Pink Cock Hardboard Back Coaster
$11.00Add to cartIs that a Cock under your Stiff Brew?
- high gloss finish
- hardboard back for longevity
- flair for your home décor
- protect your surfaces
- add some personality to your home
- 8.9 cm x 8.9 cm x .3 cm
COCK TEEZ Mix-n-Match
$25.00View productsIs that a cock under your glass…
Mix and Match with other 4 piece sets and enjoy saving some money.
- high gloss finish
- cork bottom for traction
- flair for your home décor
- protect your surfaces
- add some personality to your home
No Diving
$86.00Add to cartNo Diving please…
Betty & Ethel want your bathroom to stand out as special, for you and your guests.
- 100% polyester
- easy to wash
- fast to dry
- you still need to remember to put the curtain inside your bathing enclosure before you turn on the water
Please Do Not Disturb
$86.00Add to cartTake time for yourself and recharge your batteries.
Betty & Ethel want your bathroom to stand out as special, for you and your guests.
- 100% polyester
- easy to wash
- fast to dry
- you still need to remember to put the curtain inside your bathing enclosure before you turn on the water
Rub a Dub Dub Dub
$86.00Add to cartLooks like Daddy is in the tub…and needs some help scrubbing his back…
Betty & Ethel want your bathroom to stand out as special, for you and your guests.
- 100% polyester
- easy to wash
- fast to dry
- you still need to remember to put the curtain inside your bathing enclosure before you turn on the water
Slippery When Wet – Warning or Invitation
$86.00Add to cartSame message, different aesthetic. Still, is it an invitation or a warning?
Betty & Ethel want your bathroom to stand out as special, for you and your guests.
- 100% polyester
- easy to wash
- fast to dry
- you still need to remember to put the curtain inside your bathing enclosure before you turn on the water
Recharge Your Pride Power
$86.00Add to cartGive yourself a daily boost of PRIDE POWER with Betty & Ethel.
OH and just a few million of your Queer family!
xx,
Betty & Ethel want your bathroom to stand out as special, for you and your guests.
- 100% polyester
- easy to wash
- fast to dry
- you still need to remember to put the curtain inside your bathing enclosure before you turn on the water
Celebrate Pride 365/24/7
$86.00Add to cartRecharge your PRIDE daily, with Betty & Ethel.
Betty & Ethel want your bathroom to stand out as special, for you and your guests.
- 100% polyester
- easy to wash
- fast to dry
- you still need to remember to put the curtain inside your bathing enclosure before you turn on the water
Slippery When Wet Road Sign
$86.00Add to cartInvitation or a Warning?
You decide!
Betty & Ethel want your bathroom to stand out as special, for you and your guests.
- 100% polyester
- easy to wash
- fast to dry
- you still need to remember to put the curtain inside your bathing enclosure before you turn on the water
Murder Circle with Mr. Bunnyman Desk Mat
$39.00 – $43.00Select optionsTURNIP your desk style.
- 4mm thick neoprene
- anti-slip rubber backing
- hemmed edge ensure durability
- 3 sizes to choose from
Brown Dwarf Neoprene Desk Mat
$36.00 – $43.00Select optionsTURNIP your desk style.
- 4mm thick neoprene
- anti-slip rubber backing
- hemmed edge ensure durability
- 3 sizes to choose from
Helmet on Mars Neoprene Desk Mat
$30.00 – $43.00Select optionsTURNIP your desk style.
- 4mm thick neoprene
- anti-slip rubber backing
- hemmed edge ensure durability
- 3 sizes to choose from
WS Drip Here Bath Mat
$33.00 – $45.00Select optionsShow off your sense of humour and style with Betty & Ethel’s Water Closet Wares!
Your party guests will be so envious of your stylishly appointed bathroom;
- 100% microfiber
- bound edges
- anti-slip backing
- fast drying
- style & humour
- small = 24" x 17" // 60cms x 43cms
- large = 34" x 21" // 86cms x 53cms
WS Wide Stance Bath Mat
$39.00 – $53.00Select optionsShow off your sense of humour and style with Betty & Ethel’s Water Closet Wares!
Your party guests will be so envious of your stylishly appointed bathroom;
- 100% microfiber
- bound edges
- anti-slip backing
- fast drying
- style & humour
- small = 24" x 17" // 60cms x 43cms
- large = 34" x 21" // 86cms x 53cms
