Don’t Be Jealous of my Noodie


Fun for Adulting!

  • soft and stretchy
  • mid-rise
  • crotch panel lined for extra support
  • printed, cut and hand-sewn in house
  • sizes XS to 3XL available, refer to size guide below

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Sustainable Shipping

This sexy items travels really well with other pieces. TURNIP TEEZ pieces that travel well with others are highlighted with this graphic below. When you add items that can ship together; TURNIP TEEZ will automatically discount your cart. A way to say thank you for making sustainable shopping choices with TURNIP TEEZ.

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Trunk your junk in our super comfy, soft and stretchy mid-rise trunk briefs. Wrap around construction delivers an extra comfy and supportive experience for your butt cheeks. Our pouch is lined for extra support lending you more flexibility with this garment. Hand cut and hand-sewn; overlock and coverstitch for style and durability.

  • 95% polyester 5% elastane
  • 4 cm wide elastic waistband, covered
  • crotch panel
  • no back seam for extra comfort
  • tear away care label

Care Instructions

Following these instruction will help ensure you get the most for the longest out of your TURNIP TEEZ Design.

Wash Cold Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colours. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. Avoid fabric softeners.
Tumble Dry Low Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
Cool Iron Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration
Do No Dry Clean Do not dry clean.

Note: We encourage you to let this garment hang dry which will increase garment life.

Additional information

Weight N/A

XS 37 26 21.5
S 39 27 22.5
M 41 28 23.5
L 45 29 25.5
XL 49 30 27.5
2XL 53 31 29.5
3XL 57 32 31.5

XS 14 ⅝ 10 ¼ 8 ½
S 15 ⅜ 10 ⅝ 8 ⅞
M 16 ⅛ 11 9 ¼
L 17 ¾ 11 ⅜ 10
XL 19 ¼ 11 ¾ 10 ⅞
2XL 20 ⅞ 12 ¼ 11 ⅝
3XL 22 ½ 12 ⅝ 12 ⅜



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