Dihydrogen Monoxide Gets Me So Very Wet!
Simple Back Pack Straps and Padded Back

Dihydrogen Monoxide Gets Me So Very Wet


Smart planning Betty!

This bag is water-resistant!

  • 20 litre capacity
  • holds up to 20 kilograms
  • large inside pocket for a 15" laptop
  • padded straps and back
  • 100% polyester
  • water resistant and durable

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The TURNIP TEEZ Simple Book Bag

Practicality is key with the TURNIP TEEZ Simple Book bag, starting off with practical pockets for storing your valuables. No more losing your lipbalm! Water-resistant, durable and strong 100% polyester construction. Stylish designs that are unique to TURNIP TEEZ. Look at you being all smart AND standing out in a crowd!

  • Constructed with 100% polyester material
  • Fabric weight: 9.56 oz/yd² (325 g/m²)
  • Dimensions: 16.1″ (41 cm) in height, 12.2″ (31 cm) in width, and 5.5″ (14 cm) in diameter
  • Capacity: 5.3 gallons (20 l)
  • Max weight: 44 lbs (20 kg)
  • Large inside pocket
  • Separate inner pocket that fits a 15″ laptop
  • Hidden pocket with zipper on the back of the bag - shhh!
  • Top zipper has 2 sliders with zipper pulls
  • Quality finishing with a silky feel lining, piped inside hems, and a soft mesh back
  • Padded ergonomic bag straps made from polyester
  • Printed, cut and hand-sewn in house

Apologies to Austral-Asia, South America and other International friends, for the pricing; shipping is stupid expensive for this piece. I am working on alternate solutions.


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