Now Redacted – Don’t Be Jealous of my Noodie


A new and improved recipe so HOT and SPICY it had to be REDACTED!

Don’t be jealous of my Noodie.

  • stylish 100% neoprene
  • lightweight at 250g
  • resistant to water, oil and heat
  • protection never looked this fun
  • faux fur interior to ensure a cozy scratch-proof fit
  • top loading

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TURNIP TEEZ Neoprene Laptop Sleeve

Protection is stylish and sustainable. The longer your devices last, the longer they are not in a landfill. A TURNIP TEEZ Laptop sleeve is designed to be stylish and snug, light weight and resistant to; water, oil and heat! The internal zipper is padded and the entire interior is lined with faux fur to keep your laptop look sleek and sexy. A 13" version is also available upon simple request.

  • 100% neoprene
  • lightweight at 250g
  • resistant to; water, oil and heat
  • snug fitting
  • faux fur interior lining
  • top-loading zipper enclosure with double zip
  • padded zipper lining

This piece is hand printed, cut and sewn in house and shipped either from Europe or the USA. Look for other items like t-shirt, hoodies or flip flops to add to your order and increase your sustainable shopping and shipping discounts.

Additional information

Weight 0.26 kg


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