No Diving

$86.00

No Diving please…

Betty & Ethel want your bathroom to stand out as special, for you and your guests.

  • 100% polyester
  • easy to wash
  • fast to dry
  • you still need to remember to put the curtain inside your bathing enclosure before you turn on the water

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Special Handling

Special handling is required for this piece which can only be packaged with other identical items. When you purchase multiples of this item, in the same order, a special discount will be automatically applied to your cart for making smart decisions and shopping with sustainability in mind.

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TURNIP TEEZ Shower Curtains

Turn any boring bathroom into a delight with TURNIP TEEZ shower curtains. Made from 100% polyester. All designs are printed on the outside of the shower curtain.

Please do remember to place the curtain INSIDE your bathing enclosure before engaging the water.

Wash in cold water with like colours. Easily hangs to dry. If necessary, tumble dry low.

Match with a TURNIP TEEZ Bath Mat and take your bathroom to the next level. Hooks are not included. TURNIP would encourage you to consider hooks like these, so you are able to use a liner as well.

Add a TURNIP TEEZ bath mat with your shower curtain to your cart and receive an automatic $20 bonus discount!

TURNIP TEEZ Shower Curtain Size Guide

Presented in 100% polyester. 71" inches wide and 74" inches tall or 180cm wide and 188cm tall. 12 button holes at the top.

SHIPPING AROUND THE GLOBE

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TURNIP TEEZ Designs has chosen to blend the costs of shipping into the prices online. When items you place into your shopping cart can be shipped together; that means savings! The savings means discount for you which will be displayed at checkout.

Shipping is part of our TURNIP TEEZ Pricing policy, which can be found here.

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