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Phukk Nuttb Scented Candle
Phukk Nuttb Scented Candle

Phukk Nuttb Scented Candle

$40.00

Balmy Bollocks? Dank Farrik? Musty Cargo Bay?

You need PHUKK NUTTB! (the “B” is silent)

  • hand poured, no droids or automation here
  • 100% Urthan natural vegan soy coconut wax blend
  • 50 to 60 hours burn time
  • sutainable & reusable glass container
  • shipping included

This Vanilla scented aromatherapy candle is sure to improve the mood of any room, more below.

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THE LEMONADE SYNDICATE ARMOMATHERAPY CANDLES

Cargo Bay smelling a little musty and crusty? Does your Wookie co-pilot not shower as often as you would like? Then you need look no further. We have the answer for you.

Our available fragrences; Phukk Nuttb (Vanilla) and Skwee Ztey Fess (Cinnamon Stick) are sure to do the job.

Our scented candles are completely natural and non-toxic, with no traces of lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates.

Practice safe wick and wax.

  • make sure to always burn the candle until the wax has melted all the way from the wick to the inside edge of the jar
  • always trim your wick before you light it
  • never leave a candle unattended and make sure no loose materials or furnishings are near the flame

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Shipping is part of our TURNIP TEEZ Pricing policy, which can be found here.

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