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I Enjoy Candles … a lot.

I love candles. You must like candles too, if you are reading this. I love the energy that a simple sole candle can bring to a space.

Some times scented. Some times not. Yet, there is just something about a natural flame that can not be duplicated.

Speaking of scented…just like anyone, I don’t like all fragrances.

Keeping that in mind, I also have often also struggled with the aesthetic of many candles. Much like I have often struggled with the super flowery designs on facial tissue boxes. Neither the sense of style or humour I am looking for.

Khaj Phrydae presented me with a persuasive solution.

Khaj took it upon himself to find fragrances (he called them “persuasions”) that I liked. He then created “labels” that are fun, perhaps a bit crazy, or even silly. Definitely not boring.

The current Persuasions; Comfort Spice, Sea Breeze and Vanilla Bean. Find your favourite “persuasion“, match it with your style or humour.

Explore the entire selection! Mix-and-Match is strongly encouraged!

Cheers - ^turnip

An autumnal celebration of brown sugar and cinnamon sticks, with a zest of lemon and blended with vanilla and pralines.

Just a touch of cedar wood and musk to finish it off.

Top Notes: brown sugar, cinnamon
Middle Notes: lemon zest, pralines, vanilla
Base Notes: cedar, musk

The zest of citrus comes alive, dancing with star anise, followed with the scents of the forest.

Top Notes; lime, orange zest, star anise
Middle Notes; lavender, cedar, jasmine
Base Notes; patchouli, rosemary sprigs, oakmoss

What does Vanilla make you think of? Baking? Ice cream? Dessert?

The perfect way to make any space feel warm and cozy, welcoming – vanilla.

Top Notes; citron, vanilla bean
Middle Notes; cinnamon, clove
Base Notes; tonka, whipped cocoa

  • Wide Stance – WS Number Nine

    $37.00

    To say that Betty & Ethel have had enough of the hypocrisy, would be an understatement extraordinaire!

    They caught glimpse of what their buddy, Khaj Phrydae, was doing and now…this is their interpretation.

    Please, enjoy this lovely aromatherapy collection of vegan soy candles for you bathroom to help you re-engage your rage while you pee!

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  • Wide Stance – WS05 Black Betty

    $37.00

    To say that Betty & Ethel have had enough of the hypocrisy, would be an understatement extraordinaire!

    They caught glimpse of what their buddy, Khaj Phrydae, was doing and now…this is their interpretation.

    Please, enjoy this lovely aromatherapy collection of vegan soy candles for you bathroom to help you re-engage your rage while you pee!

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  • Wide Stance – WS Number Four

    $37.00

    To say that Betty & Ethel have had enough of the hypocrisy, would be an understatement extraordinaire!

    They caught glimpse of what their buddy, Khaj Phrydae, was doing and now…this is their interpretation.

    Please, enjoy this lovely aromatherapy collection of vegan soy candles for you bathroom to help you re-engage your rage while you pee!

     

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  • Wide Stance – WS Number Two

    $37.00

    To say that Betty & Ethel have had enough of the hypocrisy, would be an understatement extraordinaire!

    They caught glimpse of what their buddy, Khaj Phrydae, was doing and now…this is their interpretation.

    Please, enjoy this lovely aromatherapy collection of vegan soy candles for you bathroom to help you re-engage your rage while you pee!

    Select options
  • Wide Stance – WS Number Three

    $37.00

    To say that Betty & Ethel have had enough of the hypocrisy, would be an understatement extraordinaire!

    They caught glimpse of what their buddy, Khaj Phrydae, was doing and now…this is their interpretation.

    Please, enjoy this lovely aromatherapy collection of vegan soy candles for you bathroom to help you re-engage your rage while you pee!

    Select options
  • Wide Stance – WS Number One

    $37.00

    To say that Betty & Ethel have had enough of the hypocrisy, would be an understatement extraordinaire!

    They caught glimpse of what their buddy, Khaj Phrydae, was doing and now…this is their interpretation.

    Please, enjoy this lovely aromatherapy collection of vegan soy candles for you bathroom to help you re-engage your rage while you pee!

    Select options
  • Mr. Bunnyman Murder Circle Aromatherapy Candles

    $37.00

    Enjoy the soothing and relaxing aromatherapy that only Mr. Bunnyman can deliver.

    Great for keeping your bathroom smelling nice for when company is over. Also makes a lovely gift!

    • 100% natural vegan soy wax blend
    • 50 to 60 hours burn time
    • 100% cotton wick
    • sutainable and reusable container
    • shipping included
    • buy more than one to receive a bonus discount
    • persuasion, is just "Khaj" for fragrance

    Touched by the hand of Prey.

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  • Consent by Khaj Phrydae

    $47.00

    The attitude is, Consent.

    The persuasion is up to you!

    • 100% natural vegan soy wax blend
    • 50 to 60 hours burn time
    • 100% cotton wick
    • sutainable and reusable container
    • shipping included
    • buy more than one to receive a bonus discount
    • persuasion, is just "Khaj" for fragrance
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  • Balls by Khaj Phrydae

    $47.00

    The persuasion is, Vanilla Bean.

    The attitude is, Balls.

    • 100% natural vegan soy wax blend
    • 50 to 60 hours burn time
    • 100% cotton wick
    • sutainable and reusable container
    • shipping included
    • buy more than one to receive a bonus discount
    • persuasion, is just "Khaj" for fragrance
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  • Ass by Khaj Phrydae

    $47.00

    The attitude is, Ass.

    You pick the “persuasion” -try it, you might like it!

    • 100% natural vegan soy wax blend
    • 50 to 60 hours burn time
    • 100% cotton wick
    • sutainable and reusable container
    • shipping included
    • buy more than one to receive a bonus discount
    • persuasion, is just "Khaj" for fragrance
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  • Kumphort Spice

    $47.00

    Help your space feel warm, comfortable and cozy with a WOOD MORNING Aromatherapy Candle.

    Kumphort Spice is an autumnal celebration of brown sugar and cinnamon sticks, with a zest of lemon and blended with vanilla and pralines.

    Just a touch of cedar wood and musk to finish it off. We are The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin after all.

    Top Notes: brown sugar, cinnamon
    Middle Notes: lemon zest, pralines, vanilla
    Base Notes: cedar, musk

    • 100% natural vegan soy wax blend
    • 50 to 60 hours burn time
    • 100% cotton wick
    • sutainable and reusable container
    • shipping included
    • buy more than one to receive a bonus discount
    • persuasion, is just "Khaj" for fragrance
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  • Vanilla Nut

    $47.00

    Give your space a warm and familiar boost with a WOOD MORNING Aromatherapy Candle.

    We don’t want you licking the walls whilst you are burning this candle, so we are freshening things up with a small zinger of lemon zest with vanilla bean, floating on top of cinnamon, clove, Tonka and WHIPPED cocoa. YUM YUM.

    Vanilla is a very persuasive fragrance, please enjoy responsibly.

    • Top Notes; citron, vanilla bean
    • Middle Notes; cinnamon, clove
    • Base Notes; tonka, whipped cocoa
    • 100% natural vegan soy wax blend
    • 50 to 60 hours burn time
    • 100% cotton wick
    • sutainable and reusable container
    • shipping included
    • buy more than one to receive a bonus discount
    • persuasion, is just "Khaj" for fragrance
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