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Wide Stance – WS Number Two
$37.00Select optionsTo say that Betty & Ethel have had enough of the hypocrisy, would be an understatement extraordinaire!
They caught glimpse of what their buddy, Khaj Phrydae, was doing and now…this is their interpretation.
Please, enjoy this lovely aromatherapy collection of vegan soy candles for you bathroom to help you re-engage your rage while you pee!
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Kumphort Spice
$37.00Add to cartHelp your space feel warm, comfortable and cozy with a WOOD MORNING Aromatherapy Candle.
Kumphort Spice is an autumnal celebration of brown sugar and cinnamon sticks, with a zest of lemon and blended with vanilla and pralines.
Just a touch of cedar wood and musk to finish it off. We are The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin after all.
Top Notes: brown sugar, cinnamon
Middle Notes: lemon zest, pralines, vanilla
Base Notes: cedar, musk- 100% natural vegan soy wax blend
- 50 to 60 hours burn time
- 100% cotton wick
- sutainable and reusable container
- special handling and shipping included (from USA)
Sustainable Shopping
- Candles 2+ = 10% off candles
- Candles 4+ = 15% off candles
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Phukk Nuttb Scented Candle
$40.00Add to cartBalmy Bollocks? Dank Farrik? Musty Cargo Bay?
You need PHUKK NUTTB! (the “B” is silent)
- hand poured, no droids or automation here
- 100% Urthan natural vegan soy coconut wax blend
- 50 to 60 hours burn time
- sutainable & reusable glass container
- shipping included
This Vanilla scented aromatherapy candle is sure to improve the mood of any room, more below.
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Those applicants that are successful will receive a response in their inbox upon being accepted into The Lemonade Syndicate.
Good luck. If you believe in luck. Hope you survive.
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Conscent by Khaj Phrydae
$37.00Select optionsThe attitude is, Conscent.
The persuasion is up to you!
- 100% natural vegan soy wax blend
- 50 to 60 hours burn time
- 100% cotton wick
- sutainable and reusable container
- special handling and shipping included (from USA)
Sustainable Shopping
- Candles 2+ = 10% off candles
- Candles 4+ = 15% off candles
(persuasion is just Khaj’s fancy way of saying “fragrance”)
I Enjoy Candles … a lot.
I love candles. You must like candles too, if you are reading this. I love the energy that a simple sole candle can bring to a space.
Some times scented. Some times not. Yet, there is just something about a natural flame that can not be duplicated.
Speaking of scented…just like anyone, I don’t like all fragrances.
Keeping that in mind, I also have often also struggled with the aesthetic of many candles. Much like I have often struggled with the super flowery designs on facial tissue boxes. Neither the sense of style or humour I am looking for.
Khaj Phrydae presented me with a persuasive solution.
Khaj took it upon himself to find fragrances (he called them “persuasions”) that I liked. He then created “labels” that are fun, perhaps a bit crazy, or even silly. Definitely not boring.
The current Persuasions; Comfort Spice, Sea Breeze and Vanilla Bean. Find your favourite “persuasion“, match it with your style or humour.
Explore the entire selection! Mix-and-Match is strongly encouraged!
