Simple. Strip. Teez.

After that, the rest is up to you.

Each t-shirt is durable, yet soft and comfy. Just like all TURNIP TEEZ.

Strip Teez
Strip Teez
Strip Teez
Strip Teez
Strip Teez
Strip Teez
Strip Teez
Strip Teez
Strip Teez
Strip Teez
Strip Teez
Strip Teez
Strip Teez
Strip Teez

Strip Teez


Jazz up your t-shirt game with some creative, dry witty humour.

Quite literally STRIP TEEZ.

Great as a gift idea; who doesn’t love being sent a “STRIP TEEZ”?

  • 100% pre-shrunk combed, ring-spun cotton
  • super soft
  • ideal for layering
  • no-tag design
  • side seam
  • gender fluid fit, consult size guide
  • XS
  • S
  • M
  • L
  • XL
  • 2XL
  • 3XL
  • 4XL
  • Black
  • Navy
  • Red
  • White


Yup. This is adulting.

Or, rather this is keeping the promises I made as a kid, to myself. You know the kind of promises that start with; "When I grow up, I'm gonna...[fill in the blank]".

Welcome to some of those promises.

Not always a rhyme or reason to these designs. They simply made me happy in one way or another and I am happy to share them with you in the hopes that you can find some joy, relief or just pure silly enjoyment from them.

Be kind to yourself and others, xx turnip

The “STRIP” on the shirt is approximately 5cm across and 15cm long, with the word TEEZ at the bottom.


The Hiker Series of t-shirts 100% ring-spun combed cotton design is comfortable and durable. Wear as a layer or just on its own to show off your style.

  • 100% pre-shrunk combed ring-spun cotton
  • fabric weight 142g/m2
  • 30 singles
  • regular cut with side seam
  • shoulder to shoulder taping

Sustainability is important at TURNIP TEEZ. Each piece from your purchase is created at the time of your order. Read more about our fullfillment and shipping practices here.

Care Instructions

Following these instruction will help ensure you get the most for the longest out of your TURNIP TEEZ Design.

Wash Cold Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colours. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. Avoid fabric softeners.
Tumble Dry Low Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
Cool Iron Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration
Do No Dry Clean Do not dry clean.

Additional information

Weight N/A

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TURNIP TEEZ Hiker T-Shirt Size Guide

Measure Yourself

Measure Yourself Tank Top

A - Length

  1. Place the end of the tape beside the collar where you see Fig. A. (Highest Point Shoulder).
  2. Pull the tape measure to the below your waist, roughly to your hips.

B - Chest

  1. Measure yourself around the fullest part of the chest. It is important to keep the tape measure horizontal

Product Measurements

Product Measurements T-shirt

A - Length

  1. Place the end of the tape beside the collar where you see Fig. A. (Highest Point Shoulder).
  2. Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B - Chest

  1. Place the end of the measuring tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
XS 27 16.5
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30


XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30
5XL 35 32
XS 68.6 42
S 71.1 45.7
M 73.7 50.8
L 76.2


XL 78.7 61
2XL 81.3 66
3XL 83.8 71.1
4XL 86.4 76.2
5XL 89 81.3



Shipping is the shitty part of shopping. No matter which way you wrap it up.

TURNIP TEEZ Designs has chosen to blend the costs of shipping into the prices online. When items you place into your shopping cart can be shipped together; that means savings! The savings means discount for you which will be displayed at checkout.

Shipping is part of our TURNIP TEEZ Pricing policy, which can be found here.


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