T'WAT DO I OWE THE PLEASURE
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xx, turnip
Finally, a shirt designed for those who are tired of KAREN COMING UP IN THEIR BUSINESS.
Whether you sell flowers, sell your enemies, or offer negotiations, this T-shirt is sure to keep your business away from the kenechants!
Wear this shirt with pride to let everyone know that you don’t have time for the likes of them.
This shirt will also show others that you maintain your composure no matter how difficult the situation.
It’s time to remind the world that you stand for something.
Nothing says I stand by myself like this powerful cotton garment. With a white front and back, this shirt is a tough combination of style and substance.
Wear it with pride.
T’Wat Do I Owe The Pleasure
$52.00
T’was a time when, well you know, things were simpler and quieter. Folks minded their own business and left others to their own devices.
Not any more – To What do I own the Pleasure – of you sticking your face in my business?
- 100% pre-shrunk combed, ring-spun cotton
- super soft
- ideal for layering
- no-tag design
- side seam
- gender fluid fit, consult size guide
PERSONAL NOTE:
I chose to bring this t-shirt back, for a limited time. I was inspired when on Twitter someone added the message, “twats gonna twat” in an exchange between friends.
It seems that more than ever we have conservative busy-bodies sticking their noses where they really don’t belong.
Time to push back!
xx, turnip
TURNIP TEEZ HIKER T-SHIRT
The Hiker Series of t-shirts 100% ring-spun combed cotton design is comfortable and durable. Wear as a layer or just on its own to show off your style.
- 100% pre-shrunk combed ring-spun cotton
- fabric weight 142g/m2
- 30 singles
- regular cut with side seam
- shoulder to shoulder taping
Sustainability is important at TURNIP TEEZ. Each piece from your purchase is created at the time of your order. Read more about our fullfillment and shipping practices here.
Care Instructions
Following these instruction will help ensure you get the most for the longest out of your TURNIP TEEZ Design.
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Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colours. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. Avoid fabric softeners. |
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Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life. |
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Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration |
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Do not dry clean. |
Additional information
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TURNIP TEEZ Hiker T-Shirt Size Guide
Measure Yourself
A - Length
- Place the end of the tape beside the collar where you see Fig. A. (Highest Point Shoulder).
- Pull the tape measure to the below your waist, roughly to your hips.
B - Chest
- Measure yourself around the fullest part of the chest. It is important to keep the tape measure horizontal
Product Measurements
A - Length
- Place the end of the tape beside the collar where you see Fig. A. (Highest Point Shoulder).
- Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
B - Chest
- Place the end of the measuring tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
| SIZE | LENGTH | WIDTH |
| XS | 27 | 16.5 |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
| SIZE | LENGTH | WIDTH |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 |
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