\n\n\n

T'WAT DO I OWE THE PLEASURE

 I could NOT resist the “try our AI Product Description Generator” at the bottom of a vendor email. Best entertainment I have had for a while. I wanted to share my favourite with you.

xx, turnip

Finally, a shirt designed for those who are tired of KAREN COMING UP IN THEIR BUSINESS.

Whether you sell flowers, sell your enemies, or offer negotiations, this T-shirt is sure to keep your business away from the kenechants!

Wear this shirt with pride to let everyone know that you don’t have time for the likes of them.

This shirt will also show others that you maintain your composure no matter how difficult the situation.

It’s time to remind the world that you stand for something.

Nothing says I stand by myself like this powerful cotton garment. With a white front and back, this shirt is a tough combination of style and substance.

Wear it with pride.

T'wat do I owe the pleasure....
click here if you sell your enemies
T'wat do I owe the pleasure....
T'Wat Do I Owe The Pleasure
T'Wat Do I Owe The Pleasure
T'Wat Do I Owe The Pleasure
T'Wat Do I Owe The Pleasure
T'Wat Do I Owe The Pleasure
T'Wat Do I Owe The Pleasure
T'Wat Do I Owe The Pleasure

T’Wat Do I Owe The Pleasure

$52.00

T’was a time when, well you know, things were simpler and quieter. Folks minded their own business and left others to their own devices.

Not any more – To What do I own the Pleasure – of you sticking your face in my business?

  • 100% pre-shrunk combed, ring-spun cotton
  • super soft
  • ideal for layering
  • no-tag design
  • side seam
  • gender fluid fit, consult size guide
  • Athletic Heather
  • Black Heather
  • Dark Grey Heather
  • XS
  • S
  • M
  • L
  • XL
  • 2XL
  • 3XL
  • 4XL
  • 5XL
Clear

PERSONAL NOTE:

I chose to bring this t-shirt back, for a limited time. I was inspired when on Twitter someone added the message, “twats gonna twat” in an exchange between friends.

It seems that more than ever we have conservative busy-bodies sticking their noses where they really don’t belong.

Time to push back!

xx, turnip

TURNIP TEEZ HIKER T-SHIRT

The Hiker Series of t-shirts 100% ring-spun combed cotton design is comfortable and durable. Wear as a layer or just on its own to show off your style.

  • 100% pre-shrunk combed ring-spun cotton
  • fabric weight 142g/m2
  • 30 singles
  • regular cut with side seam
  • shoulder to shoulder taping

Sustainability is important at TURNIP TEEZ. Each piece from your purchase is created at the time of your order. Read more about our fullfillment and shipping practices here.

Care Instructions

Following these instruction will help ensure you get the most for the longest out of your TURNIP TEEZ Design.

Wash Cold Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colours. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. Avoid fabric softeners.
Tumble Dry Low Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
Cool Iron Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration
Do No Dry Clean Do not dry clean.

Additional information

Weight N/A

TURNIP TEEZ Hiker T-Shirt Size Guide

Measure Yourself

Measure Yourself Tank Top

A - Length

  1. Place the end of the tape beside the collar where you see Fig. A. (Highest Point Shoulder).
  2. Pull the tape measure to the below your waist, roughly to your hips.

B - Chest

  1. Measure yourself around the fullest part of the chest. It is important to keep the tape measure horizontal

Product Measurements

Product Measurements T-shirt

A - Length

  1. Place the end of the tape beside the collar where you see Fig. A. (Highest Point Shoulder).
  2. Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B - Chest

  1. Place the end of the measuring tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
     
XS 27 16.5
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30

22

XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30
5XL 35 32
SIZE LENGTH WIDTH
     
XS 68.6 42
S 71.1 45.7
M 73.7 50.8
L 76.2

55.9

XL 78.7 61
2XL 81.3 66
3XL 83.8 71.1
4XL 86.4 76.2
5XL 89 81.3

SHIPPING AROUND THE GLOBE

Shipping is the shitty part of shopping. No matter which way you wrap it up.

TURNIP TEEZ Designs has chosen to blend the costs of shipping into the prices online. When items you place into your shopping cart can be shipped together; that means savings! The savings means discount for you which will be displayed at checkout.

Shipping is part of our TURNIP TEEZ Pricing policy, which can be found here.

Reviews

There are no reviews yet.

Only logged in customers who have purchased this product may leave a review.

You may also like…

  • We Frost the ‘hole Tart

    $54.00

    Reviving a relic pulled from the archives of, The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin.

    The original design hearkens back to the era of “make your own t-shirt with iron-on letters,” when we tried making some t-shirts one summer, but a certain “W” kept falling off!?

    For some reason those sold out REAL fast…(innocent shrug – wink wink)

    Anyway, the t-shirt is back with the proper nod to the original. This time, printed with eco-ink on two new gorgeous tri-blend fall colours; brown and emerald, with that sexy retro heather look.

    This t-shirt is the perfect nod to the age of vintage logo-slogan tees, right down to the special tri-blend of fabrics – be sure to check out the MUGS too!

    [ttc_bc3413s]

    Select options
  • Back in 5

    $52.00

    We were just thinking ahead to Monday morning and decided to take a break!

    Back in 5.

    • 100% pre-shrunk combed, ring-spun cotton
    • super soft
    • ideal for layering
    • no-tag design
    • side seam
    • gender fluid fit, consult size guide

     

    Select options
  • I am here for the Drama

    $52.00

    Sit back and enjoy the show.

    • 100% pre-shrunk combed, ring-spun cotton
    • super soft
    • ideal for layering
    • no-tag design
    • side seam
    • gender fluid fit, consult size guide
    Select options
  • Lousy Nut Job

    $52.00

    Inspired by a “classic” souvenir t-shirt of the 70s-80s; when everyone else was going to exotic destinations, but you were stuck at home and all you got was a lousy t-shirt.

    And really that was only if you were super lucky.

    Usually, you just got a postcard.

    Now, who gets to have all the fun?

    Happy Nutting boyos!

    • 100% pre-shrunk combed, ring-spun cotton
    • super soft
    • ideal for layering
    • no-tag design
    • side seam
    • gender fluid fit, consult size guide
    Select options
email sign up
close
TURNIP TEEZ

STAY IN THE LOOP

The really good stuff happens in-house. Just saying...

We don’t spam! Read our privacy policy for more info.

  • No products in the cart.