a wood morning starts with a stiff brew

And that STIFF brew DESERVES only the BEST mug to sit in!

OUR CERAMIC MUGS ARE 100% VERS

That is 100% right – they like coffee and tea just as much as each other. Our ceramic mugs are even excellent options for your wine or other cocktail beverages.

Mimosas taste great by the morning campfire; in our our WOOD MORNING Enamel Mug! MMM MMM goodness!

(blow on your Mimosa like it is a hot coffee or tea – fools the Karens ALL the time!)

Ceramics Mugs by TURNIP TEEZ

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  • A Wood Morning Starts with a Stiff Brew

    $23.00

    The perfect day starts with a Wood Morning.

    For many of us a Wood Morning begins with a Stiff Brew.

    • 11oz or 325ml of steamy hot goodness
    • vibrant crisp colours with a glossy finish
    • dishwasher and microwave safe
    • blow on your wine - people will still think it's coffee
    • buy 2 or more and save
    • shipping included

    Be sure to Follow The Wood

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  • A Wood Morning Starts with a Stiff Brew 1.1

    $23.00

    A perfect day starts with a Wood Morning.

    A Wood Morning starts with a Stiff Brew.

    • 11oz or 325ml of steamy hot goodness
    • vibrant crisp colours with a glossy finish
    • dishwasher and microwave safe
    • blow on your wine - people will still think it's coffee
    • buy 2 or more and save
    • shipping included

    The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin

    A Good Day starts with a Wood Morning! Bring The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin back home with you and create your own Wood Morning happiness at home.

    The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin in The Lodge at Mount Moist Plinth, is everybody's favourite Coffee Cabin, nestled in the Musgee Taaent Mountain Range.

    Read more about The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin.

    Be sure to follow The Wood Morning Coffee cabin by adding your name to the Wood Morning Mailing List.

    Parody and fun aside, a great collection of quality products that are sure to become comfy, cozy favourites, for you at home.

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  • Beep Beep blip blip Mug

    $23.00

    You have been grooving to the sound styling of blip blip Beep Beep; now you can enjoy Beep Beep blip blip!

    • 11oz or 325ml of steamy hot goodness
    • vibrant crisp colours with a glossy finish
    • dishwasher and microwave safe
    • blow on your wine - people will still think it's coffee
    • buy 2 or more and save
    • shipping included

    The Lemonade Syndicate & The Men of the Gill

    Some, have made the mistake of thinking that The Lemonade Syndicate is just a rag-tag, rogue squadron of pilots or pirates, depending on perspective, roaming the darkest crevices of the Star Wars Squadrons galaxy and perhaps a few other dark recesses.

    They have not exactly been wrong. However, a lot of them haven't been seen in a very long time... Read more about The Lemonade Syndicate here.

    The Men of the Gill without question are a rag-tag group of hoodlums. Hoodlums with heart, a thirst for adventure and a knack for falling in holes. Join The Men of the Gill Monday nights for their adventures in Dungeons and Dragons - visit LemSyn.xyz to get more info - be sure to subscribe for Citrozenship and VIP ACCESS!

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  • blip blip Beep Beep Mug

    $23.00

    Are we listening to some really good DISCO or a really pissed off ASTRO…mech? 🍋

    • 11oz or 325ml of steamy hot goodness
    • vibrant crisp colours with a glossy finish
    • dishwasher and microwave safe
    • blow on your wine – people will still think it’s coffee
    • shipping included
    • buy 2 or more and save more on shipping

    THE LEMONADE SYNDICATE

    Some, have made the mistake of thinking that The Lemonade Syndicate is just a rag-tag, rogue squadron of pilots or pirates, depending on perspective, roaming the darkest crevices of the Star Wars Squadrons galaxy and perhaps a few other dark recesses.

    They have not exactly been wrong. However, a lot of them haven’t been seen in a very long time… Read more about The Lemonade Syndicate here.

    CURIOUS TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THE LEMONADE SYNDICATE?

    Greetings Gentlebeing!

    Of course you want to know more about The Lemonade Syndicate; click here to apply to become a “member”.

    Those applicants that are successful will receive a response in their inbox upon being accepted into The Lemonade Syndicate.

    Good luck. If you believe in luck. Hope you survive.

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  • Cock of the Morning

    $23.00

    Start your morning off with a BIG COCK on a steaming hot mug of your favourite stiff morning brew!

    • 11oz or 325ml of steamy hot goodness
    • vibrant crisp colours with a glossy finish
    • dishwasher and microwave safe
    • blow on your wine - people will still think it's coffee
    • buy 2 or more and save
    • shipping included
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  • Coq Bloc Blonde

    $23.00

    At The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin we believe that starting your day off right includes a stiff mug of a fresh brewed coffee.

    For those that enjoy a lighter roast with dynamic nuances; we offer COQ BLOC BLONDE.

    Wood Morning!

    • 11oz or 325ml of steamy hot goodness
    • vibrant crisp colours with a glossy finish
    • dishwasher and microwave safe
    • blow on your wine - people will still think it's coffee
    • buy 2 or more and save
    • shipping included
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  • Demon Sea Men

    $23.00

    Demon Sea Men – dark as pitch; drink if ye dare!

    You can make your own NUT JOB at home, get the recipe right here.

    • 11oz or 325ml of steamy hot goodness
    • vibrant crisp colours with a glossy finish
    • dishwasher and microwave safe
    • blow on your wine - people will still think it's coffee
    • buy 2 or more and save
    • shipping included
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  • Do Not Obstruct This Area

    $23.00

    Maximize Beverage Consumption.

    The Lemonade Syndicate knows how important it is to remain fully caffeinated.

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  • Lousy Wood Morning Mug

    $23.00

    My friend got a Nut Job at the Wood Morning Coffee Cabin and all I got was this lousy mug. The coffee isn’t bitter but I am. Fir Yew!

    The classic souvenir mug to give your special friends to let them know just how much you care!

    • 11oz or 325ml of steamy hot goodness
    • vibrant crisp colours with a glossy finish
    • dishwasher and microwave safe
    • blow on your wine - people will still think it's coffee
    • buy 2 or more and save
    • shipping included
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  • Murder Circle with Mr. Bunnyman

    $23.00

    Take home and harness the Power of Murder Circle with Mr. Bunnyman. Brought to you through the power and wisdom of Mr. Bunnyman himself, the un-dead and very hoppity, Asher Lepus.

    Perhaps with this enchanted mug; you will be able to enjoy your mornings in peace.

    • 11oz or 325ml of steamy hot goodness
    • vibrant crisp colours with a glossy finish
    • dishwasher and microwave safe
    • blow on your wine - people will still think it's coffee
    • buy 2 or more and save
    • shipping included
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  • PINK Original Mug

    $23.00

    Start your day off with a big mug of KINDNESS

    WELCOME TO PINK

    PINK is a collection focused on encouraging us as humans to stop and "put kindness first" in everything we all do. A simple step of kindness creates a better space for all of us. Spread kindness and say no to bullying, discrimination, hate. Kindness is "One Size Fits All".

    I invite you to learn more about The PINK Collection .

    • 11oz or 325ml of steamy hot goodness
    • vibrant crisp colours with a glossy finish
    • dishwasher and microwave safe
    • blow on your wine - people will still think it's coffee
    • buy 2 or more and save
    • shipping included
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Our prices that you see displayed are in CAD$ (Canadian Dollars), includes shipping, assuming you (IP location) are in the geographical location where we will be shipping your mug.

Add a second, third or even a 5th mug and our shopping cart will adjust the price to discount the shipping on mugs 2, 3 and more. Only our white ceramic and (not black) colour ceramic mugs may be shipped together at this time.

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